Goofy Goober

Anyone and everyone, we're all Goofy Goobers. You may think you're all sophisticated and cool and have nothing to do with "Goofy Gooberness" but on the inside you're a kid and one of the many Goofy Goobers around the world. Join your fellow Goofy Goobers and ROCK!

Chorus
I'm a goofy goober (rock!)
You're a goofy goober (rock!)
We're all goofy goobers (rock!)
Goofy goofy, goober goober (rock!)

Put your toys away
Well, all I gotta say
When you tell me not to play, I say "No way!"
No no no no no way
"I'm a kid", you say
When you say I'm a kid,
I say "say it again!" and then I say "Thanks"
"Thank you very much"
So, if you're thinking that you'd like to be like me
Go ahead and try, the kid inside will set you free

Chorus

-"Goofy Goober Rock"

by Erick January 7, 2005

Goober Bearing

A device that allows constrained relative motion between two parts using a plasma-like Goo. The bearing exploits viscous fluid properties and provides a thin membrane of Goo for frictionless motion in a desired axis.

"The Goober bearing is the technological marvel of the 21st century, it will be the standard in future Oil-Car designs."

"Don't forget to use your hand-gloves when removing the Goooober Beearing"

"Here we are! The appropriate diameter of the Goober Bearing is 92.9 92mm"

"SO you have a shaft! It requires a Goober Bearing to provide motion in the Goober elements."

by GerlzandCarz November 30, 2011

goober

someone who is an utter fool but somehow you’re in love with everything about them

Jaxson, you’re such a goober.

by Chrissizzle November 15, 2021

Drinks Globe Luxury

Akin to Burled Wood Paneled Luxury, not quite as excessive as Personal Army Luxury, but much nicer than Fur Lined Lingerie Luxury.

As used (and probably coined) by Jeremy Clarkson on BBC Top Gear Season 15, Episode 1: "If you live in Cheshire and you have to travel great distances in Drinks Globe Luxury, the Bentley Continental GT really is in a class of one."

by WordsFTW July 10, 2010

silly goober

the word that dfines the silliest most skrynkli little goobers super silly

silly guy: i ran over a family of 5 in my 2001 toyotta carolla, im such a silly goober

by warcrimecomitr July 30, 2023

goober hole

a small office that a man named dan,who is a goober, sits in all day, and has no life. It is the setting of this mans life.

Wheres goober?

In the goober hole.......

by Glogloid January 10, 2008

Gooberdouche

A said person who (being a goober) drives at least 20mph under the speed limit, and (being a douche) doesn't allow you to pass.

Dammit, I can't get around this Gooberdouche

by Bondobrew October 5, 2009