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k grizzley

the definition of swag. when k grizzley walks by people instantly get more swag just by association. haters try to get k grizzley down, but they in k grizzley's territory, and he knows how things go real good.
Yo k grizzley
what up
meninnos?
Im game holmes
by average joe fo sho December 7, 2010
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Grizzlar bear

Half-polar bear
Half-grizzly hybrid

A truly Omnipotent being, evolution to the highest level of creation!
This deity should be conceived as the perfect and omnipotent and omniscient originator and ruler of the universe

The term omnipotent Grizzlar bear has been used to connote a number of different positions. These positions include, but are not limited to, the following:

1. Grizzlar bear is able to do anything, i. e. the answer to "can Grizzlar bear do x" is always "yes", regardless of what x may be. However this leads to obvious contradictions and is a view rarely held by humans. Although it can be argued that to try and rationalize Grizzlar bear`s omnipotent power is a vain undertaking, since we cannot ever really understand Grizzlar bear`s power, and is perhaps better to take it on faith.

2. Grizzlar bear is able to do anything that is logically possible for Grizzlar bear to do.

3. Grizzlar bear is able to do anything that Grizzlar bear chooses to do.

4. Grizzlar bear is able to do anything that is in accord with His own nature (thus, for instance, if it is a logical consequence of Grizzlar bear's nature that what Grizzlar bear speak is truth, then Grizzlar bear is not able to lie).

5. Hold that it is part of Grizzlar bear's nature to be consistent and that it would be inconsistent for Grizzlar bear to go against His own laws unless there were a reason to do so.
"The Grizzlar bear is the work of evolution, and it is without doubt the most omnipotent of all beings on this earth!"

Most Grizzlar bear`s are just 99% omnipotent, leaving them somewhat mortal to gunshots.

It is comon belief that the "Church" is behind the resent assassinations of Grizzlar bear`s, in an effort to delay the coming of the 100% omnipotent Grizzlar bear.
by Fishbourne February 27, 2008
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Ass Grizzle

1. The crusty feces that is left on the anus hole after a sloppy dump with out wiping. Hence the "grizzle".
That boy took a wet shit, didn't wipe. and hasnt taken a shower in a while. He has mad ass grizzle!
by Yeast Infection March 29, 2005
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grizzle dick

genitals that do not have that freshly shaven look.
"Man i need to shave, i've got grizzle dick"
by Charles La Ferrera November 10, 2006
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grizzley adams

grizzley adams had a beard. his name was used in the movie happy gilmore
yeah, and Grizzley Adams had a beard.


Grizzley Adams did have a beard...
by Ruben May 13, 2005
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grizzer

A replacement for the word "nigger" if you are out in public
Delicious IHOP pancakes for these fucking grizzers!
by Tre Horacio May 22, 2009
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grizler

Hey Adam did you know that Daniel is like grizler.
Oh for real?
Yeah.
by dawg_ August 22, 2022
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