Gripping

The process of finding eroticism in the more innocent every-day relationship intimacies of others, for example couples kissing or holding hands or sharing a joke.

Specifically, Gripping is the action of masturbating over these moments. The person is henceforth known as a 'Gripper'.

Incidents of Gripping increase during particularly prolonged barren spells, without sexual contract from another human being.

This term 'Gripper' is particularly offensive to Worcestershire-based woodwork teachers.

Pam and Trevor's wedding was tarnished by Teddy "Gripping" thoroughout the service.

Oi - wanker!.... Who called me Gripper!?

by Quelmo Rodriguez June 1, 2011

gripping

To choke or lose control; lose your grip on an object or situation; scared.

When LeBron got to the free throw line with the game hanging by a thread, he was gripping and shot a brick.

by dericolsen March 17, 2009

Glippit

A glippit is someone of very inferiour intelligence, can be linked to "pleb" as a glippit is usualy some1 who is a pleb but does not no.

person 1 "omggg ur such a epic pleb"
person 2 " what the fuks a pleb laik?"
person 1 "OMGG U FUCKING GLIPPIT!!!"

by plebby mc fukin glippit August 2, 2009

Gripping the goblin

Wacking it

I was gripping the goblin to some cornhub shit. bungthebooce

by Bung my boocewhiletakingaduece June 12, 2016

Gripping the Pole

1. Gripping your penis; typically done when deciding to masturbate or not.

Dear Ex,
I was gripping the pole last night and my shit grew at least 3 inches.
Ps. Fuck you

by PussyMuncher345 April 5, 2017

grippilled

to be based and noided

"did u hear Steve likes Exmilitary by death grips?"

"damn. based and grippilled"

by Adam Online August 16, 2021

Gripping

Firmly holding the attention or interest; exciting

- Did you watch the new movie of Spiderman?
- Yeah, I did.
- Was it good?
- It was absolutely gripping.

by The C2 Master January 7, 2022