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Rupert Grint

by I'm not crazy December 27, 2010
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Gristlehammer

An original name for the penis, somehow summing up the action taking place during sex as well. An epic word the kind of which the world is sorely lacking.

Perfectly encapsulates the wild originality that can be had in the bedroom, or indeed in a park with everyone watching.

If you claim to have a Gristlehammer you may be required to prove it. Hence this is a bold claim.
Did you bang that girl last night?

You bet, I nailed her pussy into the pleasure zone with my Gristlehammer.

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I got a big dick.

Oh yeah? I have a mighty Gristlehammer that would make Thor himself jealous.
by SexFuhrer September 2, 2009
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rupert grint

is one of the only guys in the world who can pull off the long red hair thing.
by Kara April 6, 2005
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Grit and Grind

A style of basketball that prioritizes getting steals and putting pressure on the ball handler when on defense and getting to the rim on offense. This was mostly popularized by the Memphis Grizzlies.
Guy 1: Hey, remember the old Memphis Grizzlies?
Guy 2: Yeah, I miss watching Zach Randolph and Tony Allen in their Grit and Grind style in the playoffs.
by LimitlessCapArtistHOF March 17, 2020
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Rupert Grint

Part of the trio "Daniel-Emma-Rupert"; is the most underrated of the three even if he is the most talented of them. He's the most natural actor out of the three, the most adorable and has got immense sex appeal and charisma. A term used for someone simply irresistible.
"Rupert Grint will last longer than Daniel and Emma in this biz cuz he could actually act and has the potential to be a great comedian."
by Ginjah April 19, 2005
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grit ball

The act of taking a large iron cast pan full of hot grits and dumping it on someone's head and then hitting them with the pan.
The angry wife played grit ball with her husband's head.
by cameltoe360 March 29, 2008
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Urban Grifter

A nickname given to a famous former football coach. He’s been known to arrive at well known universities and pro teams with hopes of championships. They soon find out the dysfunction and baggage associated with him isn’t worth it. With all that he seems to find gigs that pay great money. Hence Urban is a Grifter
Hey remember when Urban Grifter was with that team down south? He should have returned home with the team! Instead he saddled wifey with the grandkids and went to the bar to find him some young strange
by King Yamayama January 11, 2023
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