Grinching

A form of terrorism in which a person steals presents from beneath their neighbor's Christmas tree in order to strike fear and death into the hearts of us Capitlists by restricting our material possessons.

American: "No, don't go grinching, I'll die without that 5,000 dollar TV"

Grinch" "I don't care!"

by Logaliciousness December 27, 2011

Grinching

When your male partner is angry with you and hate fucks you wearing a green condom on Christmas, followed by his own self loathing.

My girl had me in a bad mood last night , so I gave her a grinching.

I Grinched her good.

by eastcoastlifestyle April 22, 2018

Grinching

When a man has skinny arms and legs but a slightly protruding fat gut.

I thought that guy was cute until I took off his clothes and realized he was Grinching.

by N.anno0o December 14, 2016

grinches testicle cheese

weed

friend 1: do you smoke the grinches testicle cheese
friend 2: nah dude i sway toward that 057

by zassanzz February 13, 2018

glitchism

glitchism is the act of discriminating against glitch, anyone who is glitchist will receive the title of cock sucker
COUGH* MATT COUGH * pancakes

pancakes: glitch is such a nerd

glitch: why r u being glitchist

also glitch: stfu u dumbass prick i caught u likin a lamppost in winter with ur nasty ass tonge dont even talk shit to me bitch u prolly do rp dating with ur mom, dont even act like u dont etc ....

glitchism: to racially abuse anyone by the name of glitch

by Glitch_x_78 November 18, 2020

Grinchsexual

being attracted to the grinch, whether it be the jim carrey adaptation, the book, or the animated adaptation.

watching any of the grinch movies is very fun for a grinchsexual like me.

by please don’t ask December 20, 2020

grinchides

A person who tends to be very grumpy, due to a lack of sleep, and or taking naps are the most bizarre times. Mostly happens to teenagers, and gets worse as it develops. There is no real cure, besides to actually get some sleep. Grinchides can also happen when you get very sleepy at night, and the next morning/day you are very grumpy, annoying, and sometimes toxic. Not a real disease tho it should be treated as one. Can be contagious but very rare for that to happen.

"Stay away from Aiden, looks like he's got grinchides"

by xSashax January 12, 2022