cranberry juice

-juice made out of cranberries and is available at grocery stores and bars.

-(customer) "cranberry juice"
-(bartender)...nods and gives customer his drink
-(other customer)"cranberry juice, my girlfriend drinks it when shes having her period.......are you having your period?"
-(customer)........(waits about 3 seconds)
SMASH

by The Myyyuuuhh Guy May 11, 2009

Cranberry Punishment

When you kick someone in the face, spit on them, then point at them.

After being tormented by the bully for the whole, he finally stood up for himself and served up a heaping dose of cranberry punishment.

by Unbreakable Boy June 23, 2013

Wanna Sprite Cranberry

It's the thirst, thirstiest time, of the year (Ayy, yeah)
I have just one query (What's that?)
Wanna Sprite Cranberry? (Uh-huh)
The answer is clear

Wanna Sprite Cranberry?

by Sprite Cranberry ultamite November 19, 2020

Sprite Cranberry

Sprite cranberry is a flavor of sprite that tastes like cranberry. Appeared in an ad with LeBron James and DRAM. Some say the Sprite Cranberry came down from the heavens. Only people who can harness its power can drink it.

Wanna Sprite Cranberry? - LeBron James

by Spritecranberry November 27, 2018

Ginaberry

I beautiful delicious vagina that needs snacking on.

I could really go for a refreshing ginaberry right now.

by grantwoolf June 27, 2009

Cranberry-pineapple juice

A drink mixture that makes your pussy taste good.

*My boyfriend* - “hey i’m going to the store do you want anything?”

*Me* “can you get me some cranberry-pineapple juice?”

*My boyfriend* - (;

by your-moms-gay August 19, 2019

Cranberry

1-An area outside of Pittsburgh that happens to suck more than any black hole ever could.

2-A suicide inducing school district where the yuppie kids spend their parent's money on drugs and vehicles causing an overabundance of horse power and an alarming shortage of common sense on the road.

"Want to go to Cranberry Twp, PA?"
"No, I would rather slam my penis in an over door!"

by Pervenu April 28, 2005