Grafton

A small town in Southern Illinois. Usually covered in water for a quarter of the year. This is a party town full of lovely people who just want to stumble around from bar to bar, it's basically one giant mall where every store is a bar!!

Commonly referred to by a lovely lady as the key West of the Mid West!

Did you go to Grafton last weekend?

Umm...I don't remember?

What are your plans this weekend?

O going to Grafton and walking around all the bars until i can't stumble anymore!

by NautiNate May 25, 2011

Grafton

A small village in the Mascoma Valley of New Hampshire, known as the halfway point between Dartmouth College and Lake Winnipesaukee. It has recently gained attention by being a haven for members of the Free State Project, much like Keene and Manchester.

According to the article "The Koch Empire and Americans for Prosperity", Grafton was specifically chosen as the first site of the "free market" NH exodus due to the fact that Koch Industries (which funds the Mercatus Center which is linked to the FSP) had recently purchased Georgia Pacific, a paper company, and needed to buy up as much forest as they could. Grafton was selected because it is 95% forest and has very little restrictions on private property ownership. The corporations bought up over $1 million worth of property in Grafton using secretive means, unfortunately, the behaviors of several free staters living in the village disrupted their plans. All of this was documented in the article "Grafton's Messy Liberation".

Grafton, New Hampshire is a small village with a large controversy.

by 603explorer March 21, 2011

Graffy

A wily silver fox, renowned for chasing sluts and playing bootlegs.

Hi, I'm Graffy. Guaranteed.

by Seros March 16, 2005

gralty

A person, explanation, or occurrence deemed to be untrustworthy, fallacious, faulty, and generally just plain sheisty and/or disagreeable.

Also taken to mean gross/grimy + faulty.

"Hassan was trying to copy me during the test, but he couldn't read my handwriting and wrote down a bunch of wrong answers. What a dumbass."
"Shit is SO gralty, nigga."

by SillySausage69 February 2, 2009

grafton goggles

When you are living in a small town by the name of grafton,wv and when substantially hot girls are not available in said town, the guys throughout the town view the towns (on a scale of 1 to 10) 2's as 10"s.... thus resulting in grafton goggles.

HOLY SHIT!! Paul did you see that chick walk by...come on man really, hold on let me put my grafton goggles on...WOW damn she's fine.

by McBigOne December 26, 2009

popeyes skin graft

A Popeyes Skin Graft is when you buy a bunch of chicken from Popeyes, with the sole purpose of removing the fried chicken skins to wrap them around another food.

I've got this idea to bake a lasagna, and then perform a Popeyes Skin Graft to it. It's a dish that will make even Iron Chef Bobby Flay's jaw drop!

I've been saving up fried chicken skins for a couple weeks now. I'm planning on sewing them together, and wrapping an entire ham. It'll be the world's largest Popeyes Skin Graft to date.

by BehodiusSquirtMonger March 8, 2015

Greasy Grafton

A nickname for the city of Grafton, Wisconsin because of it's overall shittyness. They call themselves the "heart of Ozaukee county", when everyone knows it is the septic tank of Ozaukee county. Called greasy because not only do they suck, but its inhabitants all smell bad and are greasy.

Guy 1-"Hey I live in Grafton"

Guy 2-"Greasy Grafton, haha"

Chant: "Greasy Grafton! Greasy Grafton! Greasy Grafton!"

by bulldog20101234 July 23, 2010