dirty old gruffers

Knickers that are soiled with shit, blood, vaginal juice and cum drippings.

I couldn't believe the state of her dirty old gruffers.

by Fen Boy Fuming February 5, 2015

Gaffer

Used in Ireland, "gaff" is slang for house in Ireland, "gaffer" means house party

"Josh I have a free gaff this weekend"
"You gonna have a gaffer?"
"Yeah mate it's gonna be whopper"

by Señor Chen November 28, 2016

Groffer

The act of persuading someone to ask you a question.

If one of your friends, posts on facebook "Omg, soooo excited!!! <3 <3 " Then they, are being a groffer.

by b-costello December 13, 2010

Graffenburg

He is GOD...
The G in G-spot stands for Graffenburg

Graffenburg, in his time gave women the most pleasure, but now its me.

by James March 10, 2003

Grafter

First spliff/joint/Marijuana cigarette of the day. A double meaning - As grafter refering to the fact that to a heavy marijuana smoker, the first joint of the day is the only one that really works. As well as meaning after smoking the afformentioned first joint, between the smoker and the joint, the joint is the only thing thats going to work!

Man A "Come on Dave you lazy sod come and give us a hand". Dave "I cant the grafter got the better of me".

by Da Real JZ March 10, 2009

Gaffer

"Gaff" is a colloquial word used in the greater Dublin area in Ireland & north England meaning house. Gaffer is a house party

"Gaffer at Damo's house tonight lads"

"I heard that was some gaffer the other day, boy. Did ye get the shift?"

"Are ye comin' to my gaffer on Friday "

by StoryHörse June 17, 2019

Griffer

Adjective. It's usable more between children than adults. It means a human who doesn't want to share.

For example, a child has 1 candy left. We all know, that he/she never will give that last candy to a friend.

- Please give me the candy.
- No, I can't, I have to leave it for my sister at home.
- You don't even have a sister. Griffer!

by uzpakalis April 5, 2019