gouche hinder

The sweat that forms in ones gouche.

Sean: Hey Zach can I drink your gouche hinder?
Zach: FFS! It's Josh's turn to drink it, so go fall down a well.
Sean: Fuck you ALL.

by Dmarsh June 12, 2008

Gouche-Asuarus-Rex

Usually someone, generaly a Tyranosaurus Rex, that is being a real gouche

Barney the Dinosaur is a "Gouche-Asuarus-Rex", and so is Daniel

by SexXxy Em0 b0y September 2, 2010

Gouche Smooch

1. To passionately kiss the gouche-ular region.

2. A modern form of payment, roughly half the value of a blow jibber.

1. I got this crazy tingly sensation when she gave me a gouche smooch.

2. So I rear ended this dude's car, and he comes out saying he won't call the insurance company if I give him a blow job. But after I pointed out the lack of damage to his bumper, we settled on a gouche smooch.

by bangbangnibba November 7, 2016

Goucher

A doucher

That guy Jack is a real goucher

by Hellobrothum November 18, 2018

Raw meat Gouche

The feeling you get after a long day of walking when your gouche becomes enflamed and red.

Jesus! I have the worst case of raw meat Gouche after walking around Epcot for 12 hours.

by Red Gouche March 8, 2011

goucheronie

This only works on males. It's when a stick with a hooked or a curved end (eg. a hockey stick) is put between an un-suspecting victims legs, from behind and is pulled by hard. crushing there balls. Causing extreme pain when done properly.

Pronounced- GOUCHE-ER-RONIE

Wow ! did u see jack get a goucheronie !

by hamghetti... September 29, 2006

gouche slap

To do excessive excercise, and then put your hands down your boxers to get them sweaty! then proceed to slap another human or animal. The sweatier the gouche hand is the better the outcome. Can also be used in a sexual manner.

O no tyrone just G-Slapped harnish

Damn id like to give her a dripping gouche slap

by Meesh2001 October 18, 2007