Slurp my gooch

Common imperative verbal statement used to express a desire for oral pleasure between the (penile/vaginal) region and the anal region.

“Slurp my gooch.”

by Goochslurper October 29, 2020

gooch

Gooch is another word for chad: the region between the balls and the arse-hole; can be an erogenous zone for some.

Girl: I was fingering that part between his balls and his arse and there was shit there.
Everyone listening remained silent but later laughed among themselves:
'Eww! He had a shitty chad.'

When you measure your dick, you don't start at the arse-hole and include the chad; you risk getting shit on your measuring tape.

Q: What on earth is a gooch?
A: You know, the chad, the part between balls and arse.

by Chane. January 31, 2020

Gitchee gitchee goo

Gitchi Gitchi Goo means That I Love You
- From the song by Phineas and Ferb

Bow chika bow wow, That's what my baby says!

Mow mow mow and my heart starts pumpin'
Chika chika choo whop
Never Gonna Stop
Gitchee Gitchee Goo means That I Love You

My baby's got her own way of talking

Whenever she says something sweet
And she knows it's my world she's a-rockin'

Though my vocabulary's incomplete

I know it may sound confusing
Sometimes I wish she'd give it to me straight
But I never feel like I'm Losing (losing)
When I take the time to translate
That's what I'm talking 'bout

When I don't know what to do (I don't know what to do)
But I think I'm getting through (I think I'm getting through)
'Cause when I say I Love You (I Say I Love You)
She says I Gitchee Gitchee Goo You Too!

Don't need a Dictionary

by lonerinthecorner May 19, 2013

Arctic gooch

A temporary condition usually obtained when one's genitals and gooch (the area which attaches the ball sack to the ass hole) are doused in super cold, almost freezing water

After he went into the ocean in the winter, he suffered from a severe case of arctic gooch

by Bobby boy July 23, 2014

itchy gitchy gone

to be fucked up on any opiates, especially heroin

I'm going to sratch myself til I bleed while burning a huge hole in my pant leg cause I'm itchy gitchy gone

by kandiblades June 11, 2008

Gooch quarf

When a man farts from his gooch.

Dude, Jimmys dad totally had a massive gooch quarf at the dinner table last night.

Bro, did u just fart out your gooch, it fuckin smells

by Poon dragon September 12, 2016

dt gooch

A verb describing the act of giving a deepthroat blowjob while licking the gooch. This can only be performed by those anatomically gifted with a extraordinarily long tongue.

Last night Jaclyn and I went back to my place and she dt gooched me, it was so righteous.

by Jbarbar May 24, 2008