gormless

A person wiv the inteligence span of a dead fish

That Ben Browns a gormless focker

by Jamie Elsworth May 1, 2005

gormless

based on Roald Dahl's Matilda: people who aren't dull or stupid, but arrogant and narcissistic

well if look at the current British slang definition of gormless, it certainly wouldn't describe Matilda's parents in Roald Dahl's book, so I'd say gormless should have a new and improved meaning

by Sexydimma May 24, 2016

Gormless

Someone lacking so much of a clue they don't know ass from tit. Completely lacking in gorm.

Salesman: You're gormless

Josh: gormless?

Salesman: Yes! You've got no gorm!

by JaD August 5, 2018

gormless

A person, male or female, whose intellect is sub-par. They say and do things that make you scratch your head. They have the tendency to either drool and/or accumulate that white stuff at the corners of their mouth. They tend to be slovenly people with no sense of style and their bodies tend to look asexual.

1. "Fuck me, look at that gormless bastard, what is that?"
2. "Is that a boy or a girl?"
3. "Are those tits or man tits?"
4. "I wouldn't fuck that gormless bitch with a ten foot bargepole"

by Dick Splash 2 June 13, 2009

Gormley

To screw something up, big time.

Originated from Southern California DJ Keith Gormley at KWVS 101.5 F.M, who accidentally played the theme song to the Jetsons a whopping 53 times in one hour by mistake.

He really Gormleyed that last trip to the loo when he peed all over himself.

by JoelJoel November 24, 2009

Gormley

A Gormley is a vagina with copious pubic hair straightened using GSD's or the like. Also may be used in a more aggressive manner to describe someone as a cunt.

That bitch is so annoying, if she doesn't shut up I'm going to kick her right in the gormley

by turdcaptain April 30, 2009

Gormley

A Sexy Machine who loves da craic and Fifa with da lads, Normally loves a ride and a bit of Creamin

Lad he is Right Gormley

by Cum in da tub July 26, 2021