gorf

A term used in bodyboarding. Meaning a reverse ARS (Air Roll Spin). it is an extreamly difficult trick to pull.
Man did You just see Hubb pull that massive "Gorf".
by Pumo May 26, 2006
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A gorf is an old fat and flabby man with fake blond hair, orange skin, pursey lips, and a fat neck who shits in his tasteless gold bathtub and bites at his own cum-bubbles and then goes out to cheat at golf.
Melania gets sooo.. tired of hearing tRumpty gorf in the bathtub every morning!
by USAF Cadet October 23, 2020
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For a gorf to occur, the person must have the following traits:
1)They must be a GINGER!!!!!!
2)Smell of fox piss
3)Falls asleep mid-chew eating meat.
4)Hangs around bus stops
5)Gets dick slapped by other men
Look at that boy at the bus stop, he's a FUCKING GORF! kill that DICCCCCKKKKKKKKK!
by Steve Foreman December 08, 2008
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A word that can be used to spark conversation, no particualar meaning but if pronounced correctly, one can light a conversation amazingly. Best used in silent situations.
gorf
W-hat?
Dude, what did he just say?
etc.....
by The PC Nerd February 05, 2004
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Gorfing

Male practice of smelling a seat/chair where a pretty (or otherwise) woman has been sitting. This kind of behaviour is rife in the office environment.

See also Gorf and Bogfly.
So much gorfing, so little time.
by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005
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A comical blanket substitute for the word fuck, similar to boink. Derived from the classic Atari video game of the same name.
The hotel room was crowded, pot smoke was everywhere, and under the hot sheets there was ample opportunity to gorf the ears off the girl next to you without ever even knowing her name.
by The 2-Belo October 13, 2004
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Gorfing

The sexual practice of inserting one's entire head into their partner's vagina or anus.
Gorfing can be a dangerous, but rewarding practice.
by ooklah July 17, 2009
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