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The Cooch Gobbler Combo

A pussy gobbling technique created by the girls from Call Her Daddy. It involves making out with a girls pussy while swirling your tongue in an infinity symbol motion. You also have to finger her, hum to make her feel like she’s using her vibrator and slurp her clit for the ultimate sensation. It guarantees the best feeling for her and is successful most of the time in giving her a big O.
He used the cooch gobbler combo on me last night and it was the best head I have ever received!
by Star Spangled Banger May 16, 2019
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The Cock Gobbler

The thing I fear most in this world. Its a creature similar in appearance to a gremlin. Its only reason for living is to gobble cocks. It likes to hide in the shadows and strike out at it's victims crotches with its sharp talons. Its insatiable in it's appetite and even wears a "tool belt" where it stores extra detached man meat. Candyman rules apply, meaning the Cock Gobbler can actually be summoned by saying its name three times in a row.
My friend Hoppy thought it would be funny to test out the urban legend of the Cock Gobbler. Now the only ones laughing are the ladies when they see he doesn't have a penis.
by weezarc June 1, 2010
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Large Breasted Knob Gobbler

The Large Breasted Knob Gobbler is a majestic bird with large heaving breasts and most commonly feeds on knobs. You can most commonly find the Large Breasted Knob Gobbler in the city at night, searching for knobs to gobble. They are generally attracted to locations with flashy lights and loud noises, where they are most likely to find an ample source of knobs.
Waldo: "Holy Shit! Marge! Get over here quick! It's a Large Breasted Knob Gobbler on the neighbors stoop!!"

Marge: "Wow! Pull out your knob and I'll whistle the mating call!"
by Bilboliololo February 24, 2013
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gobbler sack

It is a oversized nutt sack that looks like it belongs under a turkeys neck.
I bet if that guy falls in the water his gobbler sack will make him float.
by mr. aric burns May 3, 2010
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Gouche Gobbler

One who gobbles on another person's gouche, especially when the victim does not want his gouche gobbled upon.

Not to be confused with a Gouche Goblin, which is just a word some tard named Nate made up to hide the fact that he is a Gouche Gobbler.
Person 1: Man, the gouche gobbler got me last night while I was asleep!

Person 2: That's fucked up.
by DQ-Matthews August 3, 2010
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Stanky Gobbler

The act of a Stanky Gobbler is when you punch someone in the chest causing a loss of breath. Then fart in their mouth and twist the victims nuts. Causing them to screech in a gasping, horrible smelling turkey call.
Stanky Gobbler twister fart Gobble Turkey Gobble mouth fart punch stinky breath gasping
by McGoo31 December 11, 2013
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The Gobbler

When going down on a woman, right before she climaxes you start making turkey gobble noises with your tongue while continuing to make her climax.
I was with Molly last night and right before she climaxed I used The Gobbler. Man, she loved it.
by Foster0326 August 6, 2015
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