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Gonzaga College

Smokes joints with Mr McCaul. Has 12 inch peens
That guy from gonzaga college has the biggest peen
by A person Hi December 13, 2019
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Speedy Gonzales

Speedy Gonzales, "the fastest mouse in all Mexico", is an animated cartoon mouse from the Warner Brothers Looney Tunes and Merrie Melodies series of cartoons. Speedy's major traits are his ability to run extremely fast, and his comedic Mexican accent. He usually wears an oversized yellow sombrero, a white shirt and trousers, and a red ascot.

Speedy Gonzales is also brothers with the most famous Skeeter mouse of all time Skeety Gonzales. Skeety Gonzales was trained by the great Skeet Magee.
Nerd Kid: "Dude Speedy Gonzales would annihilate Sonic the Hedgehog in a race!"
Avg Nerd: "I dont know about that dude, but Speedy would pulverize the Road Runner in a race"
Nerd Kid: "And even if they were winning, Speedy would get his brother Skeety to skeet all over that hedgehog and bird until they were drowning in semen, then he would definitely win the race!"
Avg Nerd: "I didnt say all that..."
by David Skeet Jr. April 21, 2008
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Great Googa Mooga

Expression of surprise or exasperation. Similar to "Goodness gracious." Never a popular saying, but was used sparsely in the 1950's and 1960's. Probably a forerunner of great googly moogly.
"Great Googa Mooga, can't you hear me talkin' to ya?"
The Temptations - 'Ball of Confusion'
by tantiboh September 8, 2005
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Dennis Gonzalves

Born February 16, 1893 in Huanda, South Cambodia, Dennis is a mythical creature. He played during the SCAB era of baseball during all the strikes, and was not that great. He died October 13, 1995, after he was released by the Athletics. Actual cause of death is uknown, however it is percieved to be heartbreak. He was resurrected May 14, 2004, just in time to coach his new highschool baseball team. Know for hand picking the award winning "coaches" Jeff Huber and Randall Moen. He is a "coach" rofl lol haha lmao lofl rotffl lmnao piece of shit.
Dennis Gonzalves is super duper.
by CRAPPYPLAYER September 28, 2006
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Goofalaquits

(goof-uh-la-kits) Denotes "to take a piss" or as a substitute for "urine" See SCHLIGY and CLYGITS
Adisah: *drinks gatorade* Man there was so much liquid ..... I need to take a goofalaquits

ZJ: fawk u mean.. that's some CLYGITS
Yellow Bean: jdiajwidawj yer me
by brokeboyzman July 20, 2019
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gooback

The aging liberal hippie douche thinks these goo backs should be welcome in the present, but they took my job!
by Chrono72 April 28, 2004
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Gonzalo

Legends say he can break a punching bag with one kick, he swims in a canal, he is the Legendary Gonzalo
Gonzalo used his special
by Red Cyanide August 16, 2019
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