gooseneck

noun The failure to achieve full erection, despite full intention.

adj. to gooseneck: to abandon the act of "getting a hard-on" after instigating the act in which said hard on is key.

Due to his gooseneck, it was not the easiest penetration I've encountered./ The gooseneck is the condom's worst enemy./ I'm sorry darling. I have just goosenecked.

by Alpha Beta Cha Kappa September 17, 2010

GOOSENECK

I think that gooseneck risers must mean condomes in Tom Waits' song if gooseneck stands for penis

tom waits in "kentucky avenue":
- And Dicky Faulkner's got a switchblade and some gooseneck risers...

by mogens kruse January 6, 2005

GOOSENECK

an annoying little bastard that hounds you to put a definition in Urbandictionary .com

<GOOSENECK> do a GOOSEY
<GOOSENECK> GOOSENECK def
<GOOSENECK> go go now now

by Anonymous March 14, 2003

Goosecock the Barbarian

.....just see emosexual

FUCK Goosecok quit slitting your wirsts with your "lizard" and quit being so god damn emosexual!!

by asdfa March 3, 2005

Gooseneckers

when u yell at a random person real loud and they quickly turn around with their neck held high like a goose

damn man theres a hell of a lot of gooseneckers out in that yard

by lhorne November 13, 2011

gooseneck hitch

BALL SACK

You got a gooseneck hitch hangin' off the end of yer pick up.

by Nkov September 20, 2017

gooseneck

The act of giving oral/head so well your head bobs up and down like a goose’s neck

blowjob bella gave me that nasty gooseneck

by Bjbella420 January 27, 2019