Originally spotted as a vanity license plate in Canada, goonge is a foul word for a vagina, but can also be used as an adjective. A step above "pussy" but a step below "cunt" on the severity scale.
A portmanteau of "gunt" and "minge".
A portmanteau of "gunt" and "minge".
"Man, don't have sex with her, she's got a nasty goonge!".
"Quit being a goonge and hand me that lighter."
"Quit being a goonge and hand me that lighter."
by Funnybuttrape February 12, 2017
Get the goonge mug.A Fan of the peoples champions. The winners of more League Titles than the rest of London put together. They don't need the money or the Russian mafia to bring success, they just ooze it.
by Spurs Fan January 25, 2005
Get the gooner mug.Totally stuffed. Up the creek. Ruined. Probably North London origin. Probably from Tottenham when defeated by Arsenal.
"I'm stuck on the North Circular behind a lorry accident, the traffic is at a standstill and I'm totally goonered".
by Goonered this morning March 18, 2004
Get the Goonered mug.Another way to use the word Gong or gonger. Pertains to someone having the symptoms of a gong or gong syndrome.
Can be positive or negative, depending on your tone.
If someone is a gong, then they have gongeritis. An event or action is not "gongeritis."
Can be positive or negative, depending on your tone.
If someone is a gong, then they have gongeritis. An event or action is not "gongeritis."
by Getalinewet October 1, 2009
Get the Gongeritis mug.Check it out, she has a goonter.
by DownyShart June 28, 2019
Get the Goonter mug.1) The "superior;snooty" Arsenal fans
2)The most unbearable type of Arsenal fans. They suck up to the club and do whatever they can to gain clout via social media platforms. They spread toxic positivity and constantly change their narrative to remain satisfied with the clubs' actions and lack of success
They refuse to hold the club accountable no matter what and basically lose their marbles if anyone dares criticise them. There's a man on sky sports called "Gareth Neville" who received a lot of hate from Arsenal fans because he didn't think they could win the title (which actually happened!)
2)The most unbearable type of Arsenal fans. They suck up to the club and do whatever they can to gain clout via social media platforms. They spread toxic positivity and constantly change their narrative to remain satisfied with the clubs' actions and lack of success
They refuse to hold the club accountable no matter what and basically lose their marbles if anyone dares criticise them. There's a man on sky sports called "Gareth Neville" who received a lot of hate from Arsenal fans because he didn't think they could win the title (which actually happened!)
E.g Arsenal are linked with Kai Havertz
MR DT : "Well if Mikel Arteta wants him, then so do I. He's exactly what we need! Immense playah!"
Lee Gunner: "these Top Gooners are inverted mate"
MR DT : "Well if Mikel Arteta wants him, then so do I. He's exactly what we need! Immense playah!"
Lee Gunner: "these Top Gooners are inverted mate"
by g3org3.m June 20, 2023
Get the Top Gooners mug.by p March 13, 2004
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