Gooner

The name of someone who bullies those around themselves, yet has delusions of themselves being pleasent, or almost angelic like.

Also, can be described as someone with a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp.

Do not be a Gooner to me.....

by Ann Onamys January 1, 2007

Gooner

An individual who does "goonish" things or act extremely ignorant. Also used to greet a fellow "goon"

"goooooooooneeeeer"

Why you acting all gooner on me?

lol how gooneris Ron Artest?

by DevinWillson May 14, 2009

Gooner

A vague Canadian measurement.

"Hey Margo, how big of a glass of wine would you like?"

"A gooner should do the trick!"

by Brass Dog Champ June 13, 2021

Gooner

A schooner of goon.

Jeff was drunk as hell after throwing back a few gooners.

by Jeff25 April 28, 2008

Gooner

racist term used during the vietnam war to describe a asian person

gooners lobbed 3 mortatr rounds near the CP last night

by chinaman309 August 30, 2005

Gooner

A female's sex organs or vagina.

My gooner is sore from too much sex.

by Annie Badass April 27, 2006

Gooner

The epistemological roots from this term stem from the phrase "man" or "dude". Popularized by Sydney Plavins, this word quickly spread to a greater network of people.

man dude guy

1. "Oh my God gooner, are you fucking serious?"
2. "Gooner, noooooooooo. It actually broke?"

by Shannon231 January 6, 2008