Goulash

A sexual practice involving the insertion of human excrement into the anal cavity of another person

Edwin goulashed Mary all night long

"Good grief Marjory, that's some fine goulash"

"Didn't you hear we're not speaking? She wanted to perform goulash on me!"

by Goulash Crompton November 7, 2007

gollashes

rubber rain boots. Can be worn over shoes, or if lined can be worn over socks. Good for rainy, slushy/freezy weather.
boots, slickers, rain shoes, rain coat, umbrella

It's raining out so Sam put his gollashes on over his good leather shoes to protect them from the weather.

Suzy, put your gollashes on your feet before you go out to play in the snow!

by T Hartman June 27, 2008

goulash finger

when one sticks a finger into somebody's anus who has diarrhea.

Tom was grossed out when he gave his friend a goulash finger

by vip pass October 15, 2014

goulash nigger

An exciting new ethnic slur for Hungarians (cf. sand nigger, snow nigger).

Don't invite Laszlo and Gabor! Those jabbering goulash niggers will leave the place smelling like paprika.

by Jesus Christ, King of the Jews December 27, 2011

Goulasherious

(Goo-L-ash-ER-oh-sS)

The maddening inability to feel romantic love for someone. All the while unknowingly longing for someone who you know will never feel the same. An try as you might. Every small flame of romance and lust you feel, will be overshadowed by the forest fire in the distance.

“Sometimes my mind is too full of goulasherious thoughts to even look forwards to new beginnings.”

by Bigpapaggthe3rd January 16, 2022

Making Goulash

Taking a giant soft crap. Typically creating after eating at a German or Polish restaurant.

Hey Hayes, is that your stomach? "Yeah i'm making goulash."

by Cobbler Crapper March 8, 2011

Googashtalgovich

An expression of fierce anger, derived from the game Halo, commonly directed towards "master chief", also known as the crusty stuff you get in your belly button after long sauna sessions.

While playing Halo 2, an enemy screams his war cry of "GOOGASHTALGOVICH!!!"

by Dirty bobbins July 8, 2006