Gookie 

A nice thick tasty cookie, or something good in general, maybe even something sexy. Mostly used for a cookie though.

(Gets handed a large, thick cookie, loaded with big ‘ol chocolate chips):

“Damn, that is one GOOKIE right there!”

“Did you see how Bob went on estrogen and has tits now?”
“Ugh, yes, gookie Bob.”

Gookie by Dickcrab December 20, 2021

Gookie Butter 

Is 5

Gookie butter is 5

Gookie Butter by berkadog123 June 11, 2022

Gookie 

To be a “Gookie” means to be lame, weird, and someone without female attention.

Word was first coined by Independent.Sfl

He didn’t pop out to the meet last night, he must be a “Gookie”.

Look at that “Gookie” looking fella.

Gookie by Alex Vogt February 12, 2023

gookie

a man’s perineum.

guy: they ate my gookie so good last night.

other person: oooh, i know that gookie good.

gookie by cuntress-in-action March 15, 2026

Pee gookie brown

Pee gookie brown is the definition for when she poo on the dih, when you do anal you’re dih will look like a gookie and it’s brown hence, “pee gookie brown.”

“Yo bro last week I got traumatized after she pee gookie Browned my dih”

Pee gookie brown by Happy Day5 January 25, 2026

goodie goodie

Someone who never does anything wrong-- never breaks the law in any way, probably never swears, etc.

I'm such a goodie goodie.... I didn't even buy a lottery ticket until I was 18!

goodie goodie by bandcampgirl183 October 10, 2005

Goodie Goodie Headass 

use this term for people that are suck ups and dick ride people all the time, Can be used as another way of calling someone a pussy.

Ben:I’m telling mom that you failed your test Ella: why do you always have to be such a goodie goodie headass like go away omg

Ella: Robby, why do you always have to be a goodie goodie headass, come to the after party

robby: no I can’t I have homework

Ella: GOODIE GOODIE HEADASS OMG

Goodie Goodie Headass by Bertakag0d September 21, 2019