googleporn

Google hijacking the home page of your browser and keeps itself locked in the code.

Drat. I opened IE and there's that dratted googleporn instead of my Home Page.

by SriArthur December 11, 2012

Googlearning

The art of learning via google searches. This phrase was coined by Aaron Knight, May 19th 2008.

"I couldn't remember how to change the spark plugs, so I fired up Google for a bit of Googlearning"

by Knightrous May 20, 2008

Googleatrophy

Brain Blight. Diminished neural capacity. Specifically, the inability to cognate relative minutia or trivial information due to an over-reliance and/or dependence on Google.

Kristie: “Heaven... I'm in heaven. . .da, da, da. . .I can hardly speak. . . da, da, da. . .When we're out together dancing cheek to cheek. Hey, what’s the line in between?”

Mark “I dunno. Isn’t that that song by that really famous songwriter from the 40’s and 50’s?”

Kristie: “I guess.”

Mark: “What’s his name? I can see his face. . .urgh. . .What’s his name? What is his name! Urgh!
I should know this but I'm suffering from Googleatrophy."

10 minutes later: Google: 40's songwriters.

Mark: “Sheeeet. . .COLE PORTER!"

by machBailz May 17, 2007

Googletunity

An opportunity to look something up on Google. Googletunities often occur in the context of settling a dispute, or enhancing a conversation with friends. See also wikitunity.

Friend 1 "Today I'm going to plant some tomato seeds"
Friend 2 "Really? I think it's too early in the season. You have to wait until after the last frost"
Friend 1 "When is that in this planting zone?"
Friend 2 "I have no clue. I don't even know what zone we're in. This is googletunity! Let's look it up right now."

by Sierra Eastbourne April 12, 2009

googlebros

somone who is a bit of a muso(man) that spends too much time on the internet searching on 'Google'

he's a right googlebrother (googlebros)

by musoman January 8, 2005

Googletranslatehate

When Google translate angers you so much you have to stop sniffing your sisters panties

He was able to use a basic internet feature I dare the none slick back to attempt to use the free basic service again. If this keeps up my sister's panties will never be fully sniffed damn this googletranslatehate

by Notorious Big W September 21, 2016

Googletranslately

A sentence or word you know makes no sense but Google Translate says it's right.

This French translation is so Googletranslately

by Duckzy15 April 18, 2022