n. - a sexual act in which a person sits on the tip of the garden gnome's hat until they, or the gnome, achieves climax.
n. - in other circles, it is the sexual act of manual penis stimulation from a garden gnome
n. - in other circles, it is the sexual act of manual penis stimulation from a garden gnome
Brandi: Where is Jackson right now?
Mark: Last I saw, he left the viewing of the Great Gatsby and was caught in the garden getting a gnome job. I don't think he wants anymore quiche...
Mark: Last I saw, he left the viewing of the Great Gatsby and was caught in the garden getting a gnome job. I don't think he wants anymore quiche...
by BungBro5 May 19, 2014
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Keemstar Is A Racist That Put Hate On A Guy Named Alex.
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One who is of gnome-like quality and is also an uber n00b. You do not want to be a gnomechezz. If you are a gnomechezz, you ultimately suck at life.
by Rockonnirvana100 March 27, 2007
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I accidentally took out a gnome loan 14 seconds ago and now I owe them 4x the entire Runescape Economy!
by Dr Bad March 12, 2018
Get the gnome loan mug.Russian word is the mix of the "Govno" (what equals to english "shit") and "mes" (from "mesits" and means "mix"), and common straight sense - the person who knid/mix the shit.
In russian straight-men language "person who knid the shit" is the non-traditional sexual orientation man of active position , because he "knid the shit in the asshole of his partner by his dick", and even passive homosexual man because "he like to knid his shit, which is kept in his asshole by the his f*cker's dick".
The figurative sense is abusive word to guy, because in Russia all that connected with homosexuality is the little abusive, not seriosly, with laughing and also abusive word in friendly chating
In russian straight-men language "person who knid the shit" is the non-traditional sexual orientation man of active position , because he "knid the shit in the asshole of his partner by his dick", and even passive homosexual man because "he like to knid his shit, which is kept in his asshole by the his f*cker's dick".
The figurative sense is abusive word to guy, because in Russia all that connected with homosexuality is the little abusive, not seriosly, with laughing and also abusive word in friendly chating
- Hey, Govnomes, let's go for a drink tonight?
- i don't know could I...
- oh, every time u coundt...damned govnomes
- i don't know could I...
- oh, every time u coundt...damned govnomes
by KlausBorski October 20, 2020
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swamp gnomes enjoy rainbows, smoking too many cigarettes and frolicking in swamps and tangles made of nice things or mud.
dispite they're dishevled apperance and crazy antics, swamp gnomes make excellent companions for missions of any kind, and will totally have your nips covered.
swamp gnomes enjoy rainbows, smoking too many cigarettes and frolicking in swamps and tangles made of nice things or mud.
dispite they're dishevled apperance and crazy antics, swamp gnomes make excellent companions for missions of any kind, and will totally have your nips covered.
look at that awesome little person rolling around in that filth- they are almost assuredly a swamp gnome...
by hillperson December 9, 2010
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