Gonzalo 

A Fatass Hoe Who Likes To Play XBOX 360 All Day And Also Does The 2 Knuckle Shuffle With His 1 Centimeter White Cck

Man He Is So Gonzalo

Gonzalo by The Man Julio February 9, 2019

Gongralo

The result of trying to text someone "Congrats" while both High and Drunk.

"yo dude I just got accepted to Cornell!"
"Gongralo"
"sounds like you're having fun!"

Gongralo by Siggity-Sags December 13, 2014

Gonzalo 

Gonzalo is a peculiar individual who has a tinny dick with so much foreskin it looks like red ridding hood.

Friend: Is that a dick or an empenada
Other friend: If its a dick it must be Gonzalo’s

Gonzalo by Angoodladfromtexas November 21, 2021

gonzalo herranz 

The best person in the world, everyone likes him and if you find him you will notice the handsome he is. He has lots of birds and he is the strongest man in the world

Gonzalo Herranz Is the best

gonzalo herranz by True6980- November 22, 2021

Gonzalo 

Es flojo, gordo, un poco gay adicto al free fire

maldita sea es tan gonzalo

joder gonzalo

Gonzalo by chicasad'09 November 22, 2021

Gonzalo 

Gonzalo is an amazing human being. He has been through a lot through his life. It's interesting being his first and only companion and the questions I get asked about him. To be honest with you, he is just down to earth. If you don't know what that means, he is GENUINE. A loving husband and father who will do anything for his two girls.

Don't ever fuck with Gonzalo cause he will put you in line and make you realise what made him disappointed with you.
He has amazing morals and boundaries and will do everything to protect his family.

He knows where he stands on things and always makes sure that things are done properly that he is in control of.

There are other references to his package and bear hugs and I can clarify that is true.
He also has a really amazing selection of music and is actively looking for new stuff to listen to.
If you are lucky he might even do some killer dance moves.

Oh look at me, I'm Gonzalo

Gonzalo by Show Stopper November 24, 2021

Gonzalo 

Gonzalos are a living legend known for loving music have the best taste in music and playing guitar they have the voice of an angel and are ridiculously handsome and ohhhh soooo sexy, they give the most sensual kisses. Most cultures and artistic people you’ll ever meet and always the life of the party, all the ladies want some Gonzalo, If you can ever meet a Gonzalo, be friends with him as long as you live. Very trustworthy aswell, and an easy person to talk to.

Guy: Gonzalo is here, man he aint even all that

Other Guy: We in the presence of a living legend you better respect
Girl: (blushing)did some one say GGGGonzalo? Great I’m gonna faint from all that sexiness sigh….

Gonzalo by Xxnaughtycowgirlxx November 24, 2021