Brown Goliath

A massive dump. A shit of biblical proportions

Rupert had to ask his wife Mary to inspect his anal sphincter for damage after heaving out a Brown Goliath that morning

by Loopydave October 24, 2019

David vs Goliath

When a man with a micropenis engages in sexual intercourse with a woman with an enlarged clitoris. The clitoris must be larger than the micropenis to qualify.

Shaun had a real David vs Goliath situation on his hands when he found himself fucking that discounted Tijuana hooker.

by Manatee Soup June 14, 2019

Davey and Goliath

A Christian television program that features two the most hardcore mother fuckers that ever lived. Davey is a ballin' human and Goliath is his dog, who is a ice cold killa'. These two playas solve everyday moral issues and pop cherries at the same time. Goliath has been known for biting the ball sac off of whoever is hating or being a playa' hater to Davey. Davey once shot up a rival gang house, using only his dick as a gun, as his semen is capable of being .357 magnum ammo. They both once were in a fight with scrub, and all that was left of him.....was his dick!

Davey and Goliath both smoke so much weed, when they fart, everyone gets high.

by Boats n' Hoes June 29, 2009

David and Goliath

After ejaculation and pulling out, a man pulls the condom off his penis and ties the end with the semen still inside. He swings it around his head like a sling shot and hurls it at the girl's face so it explodes all over her.

"Charity, I'm finished."
"Oh, Chris, sling the condom at me 'David and Goliath' style!"

by Kobe KTizzle January 30, 2008

David and goliath

The bible story that put more of the wrong people in power than just about any other story. Napoleon and Hitler most likely saw a little bit of David in themselves (even though they weren't Jewish kings), and likened themselves to David, fighting their opponents with a slingshot and outwitting them.

David and Goliath is a story of a Jewish youth who defeats a larger opponent, and more people who are not Jewish have used it to gain support for their cause/make it more popular (especially if its bullshit) than just about any other bible story.

by Solid Mantis September 23, 2019

powerhouse goliath

1. Someone who's belief in something is both incredibly powerful and unshakable.
2. A real positive MC, someone who speaks truth and will not spit self deceiving rhymes, hatred, or any form on anti-ism.
3. A truth seeker.
4. A force to be reckoned with.

Black Thought is some kind of powerhouse Goliath.

What do you think you are? A powerhouse Goliath?

by Johnny Anonymous December 7, 2006

Glizzy Goliath

Similar to a throat goat, but is indeed the mouth monster

Damn ma, you a glizzy goliath

by Fire.Emoticon🔥 July 21, 2020