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Golf Ball-Sized Crying Sperm

Don't get pregnant because you have a 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% chance of having a Golf Ball-Sized Crying Sperm.
by Le French Raccoon October 6, 2020
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Orange golf balls

20 mills of addy IR
I need some orange golf balls to help me make it through my 18 page paper due in chemistry.
by 2rr2lv2rr2dy February 25, 2022
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Beat the Golf Ball

When a person triumphs over a more major complication in their life - therefore rising to a higher level of society. One who accomplishes "beating the golf ball" can also be known as a Taylor and, from that point on, be spoken to in person as "...my Lord" "...your Majesty" or "...his Greatness".
Ah man, Taylor's boss! He beat the golf ball!
by The_New_Guy August 17, 2009
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Golf Ball Cleaner

A Golf Ball Cleaner is when you put your balls into a woman’s mouth while jerking off. Derived from the golf balls cleaners you would commonly see on a golf course.
My wife was in a kinky mood last night, so I gave her the Golf Ball Cleaner.
by Aaron Tinder December 31, 2021
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Golf Ball Condom

A condom filled with golf balls. Cheaper than buying a wavy dildo.
Girl my Golf Ball Condoms works better than my dildo.
by Kelhonson June 20, 2016
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to golf ball

A violent act where you take a golf club and absolutely punt someones balls with it
"I golf balled tony he slept with me girl"

" so you used his balls as to golf ball"

"Yeah"
by thereacharound November 2, 2022
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Golf Ball

Slang term in used throughout the Destiny community that means "Ascendant Shard" due to the item's shape that looks like a golf ball
"Bro, how many golf balls u have"
"I have 2 in my inventory to get that cool kiosk exotic, I still have more in my vault:
by an exo that plays destiny February 25, 2023
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