Goldberging

When someone crushes the other team so hard that he or she decides to switch sides for a better challenge. It's like making your own team hit an iceberg, but more satisfying.

Josh: "I can't believe how bad we crushed those noobs."
Hunter: "Yeah man, but it wasn't even fun. I'm switching to their team for a greater challenge."
Josh: "Aw, come on! Why are you always goldberging?!"

by Lavabirdgm July 15, 2015

Rube Goldberg

Unnecessarily complicated design or construction, to do something simple.

The water filled the bucket, the bucket weighed down causing a lever to move, causing a radio to turn on, causing vibrations and moving a ping pong ball down a small slope of wood, causing a domino chain to fall and to hit a switch, causing a light bulb to turn on. That is a Rube Goldberg

by ExoSkeletalProgrammer November 19, 2020

Ricky Goldberg

A soap producer with a big heart and a huge dick.

He's getting all the chicks.

You are a real Ricky Goldberg, because of your huge dick!

by kurt_chicksterminator_official June 28, 2023

Rube Goldberg Machine

Basically, a 'machine' that uses many ordinary items, and positions them in a way so that when activated, sometimes by 'knocking down the first domino' so to speak, it leads to a series of events that are all activated by the previous events.
They are most always elaborate, with many things going on at one time.
They are hard to build, and sometimes take over 4 months and a millions hours to build, but the results are spectacular.

Child 1: Hey, let's play Mouse Trap!
Child 2: I heard that's something called a Rube Goldberg Machine!

Teen 1: Have you seen Ok Go's new video, 'This Too Shall Pass'? It's totally a Rube Goldberg Machine!

by loveisjujujubaby March 13, 2010

Goonberry

One who has a horrific looking haircut and has no chance with the opposite sex.

Wow, Tim is such a goonberry, whoever cut his hair is retarded.

by Rader November 9, 2006

The Goldbergs

The Goldbergs is an american sitcom that premiered on ABC, September 27, 2013. The show is about the coming of age of a geeky kid named Adam who documents his family's crazy life. He is the youngest of 3 siblings. His brother Barry, is an overconfident, dim-witted kid, his sister-actually brother in real life, Erica, is a basket case, and is very popular at her school. His mother, Beverly, is overprotective and would do anything to snuggle with her children, his father, Murray, has a hot temper, and lacks boundaries, and his grandfather Albert (Pops) Solomon, who has wild antics and has many girlfriends. They lived in Jenkintown, PA and was a dysfunctional family.

Faggot: The Goldbergs is such a bad show! Its too loud!
Me: Shut up bitch! No one loves you!

by SavageScrub938 May 15, 2018

Goldsberry

Balled up nugget of feces usually found by your gay lover as he tosses your salad.

"Never, and I repeat, never go out on a date with Wendel. Last time I went down on him I ended up face to face with a Goldsberry."

by Hodji February 23, 2010