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goerking

Excessive climbing when cycling in order to sattisfy an obsessive compulsive need for elevation & pain.
Did you see that rats nest of a strava ride? 10K in 20 miles. That dude was goerking it hard.
by Special_KF June 14, 2018
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gobermouch

One who attempts to make another's life better against the will of the other. Oversimplified: one who meddles in another business, a busybody. Philosophically: one who considers his own intellect to encompass and exceed the intellect of another, thereby giving him the right and duty to control the life of another, for the other's own good.
My mom remained a gobermouch, always knowing what's best and tricking me into doing it, even after I turned 18.
by Mike Finland March 23, 2017
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Golfers Ass

Sweaty/ Stingy sensation that occurs after a round of golf. Feels like someones pulled a flip knife out on your ring piece
Tyler: I just shot 95 and I also got Golfers Ass what a disaster
Tom: Dude!
by BusinessWithAttitude February 16, 2006
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Goforapatscloset

"Wanna goforapatscloset?"

"Yea you know I'm always ready to goforapatscloset!.
by чулан January 26, 2012
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Gobernatz

Pronounced Göh-bêr-ntß
1. noun - a person who has a high dependencey on alcohol, cannot live without it, and has developed a high tolerance of consuming large quantities of alcohol, see 'alcoholic'

2. adjective - a secret desire to try ekkies.

3. noun - A great, sexy, attractice person who will finger his best friends in the ass, play with their dicks, have sword fights when they get drunk, sleep in their jocks with their best mates and still have the nerve to call himself straight in front of his lover (who happens to be of the same sex.

4. noun - Just a weird-ass german name that no one can pronounce or has heard before.
1. Dude you need to slow down or ur gonna become a fuckin' dropkick Gobernatz.

2. leprechaun: What's up with you?
guy: I got gobernatz munchies lad.
leprechaun: Here, have some extacy,
guy: Gee thank you, your a such swell leprechaun =

3. Quit touching my dick Gobernatz.

4. taxi driver: check out this weird-ass name, Goganats, wtf?
passenger: it's Gobernatz u sad fuck.
by Zach de la Rocha March 18, 2008
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Rudy Gobert

A Rudy Gobert is your friend who never takes serious issues, serious. For example, a Rudy Gobert will joke about catching COVID-19 and then he will be the tool who ends up getting COVID-19.
Hey, Antonio, don't lick your fingers after eating your hot cheetos, it is not healthy and you do not want to get sick with that COVID-19! Antonio then proceeds to lick and suck on his fingers since he does not take serious issues, seriously. "He's just being a Rudy Gobert, that fool with probably catch something." Two days later Antonio is in the hospital with COVID-19. Don't be a Rudy Gobert.
by Caltexeg March 13, 2020
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Goverment

A group of people that Continuously make some of the most stupid ass laws in the United States. A bunch of mentally handy cap people that are paid way to much.

refers to the the handycap in the administrative bureaucracy who control a state at a given time
Alabama goverment laws
It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.

It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.
Putting salt on a railway track may be punishable by death.

Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.

You cannot chain your alligator to a fire hydrant
Peanuts are not allowed to be sold in Lee County, Alabama after sunset on Wednesdays.

You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.
It is legal to drive the wrong way on a one way street if you have a lantern on the front of your car.
by lord penis poo poo February 29, 2012
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