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greeze

the greasy, pungent substance that forms and collects most often between the upper thigh and scrotum, as well as between ass cheeks, or other similar areas, usually after at least one day without bathing.

-also greezy, which is being in possession of, or being in a state of greeze.
I've got a world-class greeze forming right about now.

It ain't easy being this greezy.
by wizzy July 25, 2006
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greeze up

to eat something or process of eating
Rob: "Hey man, what are y'inz doin'?"
Ron: "Getting ready to greeze up on some spaghetti."
by Y Stevie December 12, 2008
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Geeze

Verb: To fart. May be related to the term “geezer.”

Note the hard G sound. Not to be confused with the interjection “jeez!”
It reeks in here! Who geezed one?
by Stokastic December 26, 2019
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Greeze

Another name for anything related to Slimes and Gel in the game Terraria
Oh god, the Greeze is coming. Quick! Down the Greezivator!
by Young Muhg March 20, 2020
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greeze

when someone is bummin you out, giving you a hard time or the situation isn’t desirable
“Damn, you don’t wanna get drinks tonight? That’s a greeze”

She didn’t let me kiss her “ah she greezed ya”

It’s supposed to rain tomorrow “that’s greezy”
by brotherrrrbearrrr March 6, 2021
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Geeze

“Geeze” - Shorthand for “Geezer”.

Often used when referring to an individual.

Geeze is often used as a substitute for “lad” or “bloke”. It is frequently used as part of the list of common identifiers used to refer to someone as such.

Contrasting to “Geezer” which is used to describe a “type” of person.

(Geeze being the Noun to Geezer as the Adjective)
Do you remember that tall Geeze the other night?, I think his name was X”

“That one lad outside? Yeah he was sound!”

“Aye he was a proper Geezer weren’t he? Top bloke!”

Hopefully won’t see that *other* Geeze anytime soon though.”
by RandomGeeze May 10, 2022
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Porta-Gweeze

A fictional nationality similar to Portuguese from the make-believe country of "Porta-Gway".
I think the young chap is of Porta-Gweeze heritage, not Mexican or Portuguese.
by Confuction September 24, 2020
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