jake is a god

jk jake is a stupid chicken nugget.

jake is a god hahahaha jk lol jk love you jake

by ZennyBoyZ June 18, 2018

can god make a taco so hot not even he can eat it?

A question with no answer, if god can do everything then if he can make the taco that means he cannot eat the spiciest food, if he cannot make the taco that means that god cannot make a taco too spicy for him. lose lose situation.

I went to the church and told the priest, if god can do ANYTHING, can god make a taco so hot not even he can eat it? everyone stood there speechless with no answer, including the priest

by redwings... December 12, 2008

oh my god its a nigger

When you are suprised that there is a nigger

Me: Oh my god its a nigger
Mom: ye

by Joshhhbeyer June 16, 2018

a god church

Jake Paul's way of saying church

"I just dropped some new merch and it's selling like a god church"

by niiiiglets June 23, 2017

Every time you run generic T, God kills a kitten

A policy debate proverb for those who run too many generic topicality arguments. A spoof on, "Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten."

2A: Shit, they ran substantial is without material qualifications again. What should I do?
1A: Just read the block. " Every time you run generic T, God kills a kitten , thus, the neg's argument caused the death of a kitten, constituting cruelty to animals, which violates our deontological framework and should not be considered in the round. This slaughter of kittens cannot continue any longer. Vote aff on abuse of kittens."

by PowellRanger August 17, 2006

THE RAIN GOD IS A PUSSY

this term is heavily used by infantry, paratrooper and ranger military units as a humorous taunt at the"rain God" when rain looks likely.

it's intended to harden the spirit against emenent hardship and intimidate the unindoctrinated

Pvt Jones: looks like rain sergeant
Sgt: THE RAIN GOD IS A PUSSY

by Seamussaid April 5, 2017

I feel like a god

Feeling like the god of life and death, deciding if someone lives or dies. or just if you wanna kill someone

"i feel like a god"
"lets do it"

by Orphanmicrowaver April 30, 2021