A goblin is a class above goon, and below gargoyle. The ranks are Goon==>Goblin==>Gargoyle. Everything about a goblin is better than a goon. Goblins don't take shit from goons, but may from gargoyle's. A goblin is good.
Chris: Santa Cruz has hella goon pearl!
Alex: its better than goon man, its goblin!
OR
Chris: Jordan Hodges is pretty goon.
Alex (referring to himself): Yea, but what's a goon to a goblin?
Alex: its better than goon man, its goblin!
OR
Chris: Jordan Hodges is pretty goon.
Alex (referring to himself): Yea, but what's a goon to a goblin?
by ayegee February 12, 2010
by The Krunk Wizard Giz August 10, 2006
by Wiz Gob June 26, 2009
Like an internet Troll only unaware of that fact. Goblins glob onto causes for the most idiotic of reasons, and in the process make the cause or group they are involved in look as stupid as they are. Unlike a Troll they are unaware of the damage they cause.
by Zippo138 February 16, 2004
a super troll who wont be quiet in comment sections, might even take as up to two comment since there is not that many characters for comment boxes. almost as if it was super saiyan 1 for trolls. after that its hobbit you don't want to meet him.
some dude kept writing back after i told him he won the argument and kept calling me a faggot, stupid goblin , can't take my opinion.
by --MANDINGO-- May 08, 2011
(noun) A charcter from www.homestarrunner.com who was originally the subject of a ghost story and normally features in Halloween themed animations although appeared briefly in "Where's The Cheat?" He is green, short and like Homstar has a distictive underbite and appears to have no arms. Enjoys looking around, dancing, hiding and is usually accompanied by organ music. To be approached with caution.
Homstar: Once, there was this Green Goblin and he um, used to look around and um, I guess he did a dance
by Bigfatnobody October 11, 2003
When you gobble like a turkey on the end of a mans penis and then shout gobble gobble when he ejaculates in your face
by Burgie August 05, 2018