Someone who is crazy and quick in order to save the puck, and the game. The most important player on the ice... and the most blamed player on the ice. Also, the most bad ass player on the ice. Only rivaled in sports by the lacrosse goalie.
by Sexylacrossegoalie October 31, 2017
Get the Hockey goalie mug.A hockey mom whose child has chosen the position of goalie. She watches the game from a different perspective than anyone else. Her child can have the game of his life, but the team still loose, and he could be blamed for the loss, even though he kept 54 shots out of the net and they lost 0-1. She usually sits by herself, holding her breath or madly chewing gum during games. She chooses her vehicle based on whether or not it will fit the goalie gear and all the others that need rides to practice. Somehow masters sports psychology, and try's to temper the superstitions that come along with the position. Makes sure the held superstitions are met, as to not interfere with the psychology.
Other mom: Do you have a kid on the team?
Goalie mom: Yes.
Other mom: Mine is number 4
Goalie mom: Mine is the goalie
Other mom: Ooooh, so you're the goalie mom.
Goalie mom: Yes.
Other mom: Mine is number 4
Goalie mom: Mine is the goalie
Other mom: Ooooh, so you're the goalie mom.
by 3 pumpkins February 2, 2010
Get the Goalie Mom mug.by yerlocaldumplingdealer January 27, 2019
Get the just because there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't score mug.It is the act of applying goldbond (as well as adding water) to one's nutsack, which provides the sensation of a thousand winter elves blowing snow all over your testicles.
It has also been compared to spearmint for the genitalia
It has also been compared to spearmint for the genitalia
After a hearty dinner, me and my posse went goldbonding. Though it kind of stung at first, it really got my dance on.
by PrincessBowzer April 26, 2009
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by 69Love August 19, 2019
Get the Kona Gold mug.Originally coined by unknown person of incredible literary talent, made popular by Anthony, this phrase is an analogy often used to encourage people pursuing someone of the opposite gender which is already attached.
This analogy is based on the empirical evidence of soccer matches with positive goals scored (n > 0), despite the presence of a goalkeeper intending precisely to stop that. Similarly, just because a girl (guy) has a boyfriend (girlfriend), doesn't mean that she (he) is automatically unavailable.
A skilled striker may still be able to score a goal despite the presence of a goalkeeper. Of course, the presence of a goalkeeper does increase the difficulty associated with goal-scoring.
This has led to phrases such as "I can't even score an open goal!" or "wow Kenji can score goal even with so many defenders!"
Note: the definition listed above in no way represents the attitude of the author towards the subject
This analogy is based on the empirical evidence of soccer matches with positive goals scored (n > 0), despite the presence of a goalkeeper intending precisely to stop that. Similarly, just because a girl (guy) has a boyfriend (girlfriend), doesn't mean that she (he) is automatically unavailable.
A skilled striker may still be able to score a goal despite the presence of a goalkeeper. Of course, the presence of a goalkeeper does increase the difficulty associated with goal-scoring.
This has led to phrases such as "I can't even score an open goal!" or "wow Kenji can score goal even with so many defenders!"
Note: the definition listed above in no way represents the attitude of the author towards the subject
A: "wow that girl is amazing! too bad she's already with that stud Anthony"
B: "what kind of defeatist attitude is that! don't you know, got goalkeeper doesn't mean cannot score goal!"
A: "alright i'm going for it! watch out Anthony!"
B: "what kind of defeatist attitude is that! don't you know, got goalkeeper doesn't mean cannot score goal!"
A: "alright i'm going for it! watch out Anthony!"
by jet-x June 8, 2009
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Noun
1. Another way of saying water.
The term "African Gold" refers to the scarcity and rarity of water within the global region of Africa.
Although african gold is a luxury to the blacks, it is nothing but a normality to western countries.
Typically, the women of an african tribes would travel countless days to reach the gold mine otherwise known was the water well.
The proper ritual in which one is able to bring african gold back to their village is by carrying it on your head only.
Noun
1. Another way of saying water.
The term "African Gold" refers to the scarcity and rarity of water within the global region of Africa.
Although african gold is a luxury to the blacks, it is nothing but a normality to western countries.
Typically, the women of an african tribes would travel countless days to reach the gold mine otherwise known was the water well.
The proper ritual in which one is able to bring african gold back to their village is by carrying it on your head only.
African 1: click clack clock dook dook african gold?
African 2: dokdokdok cluck dok!
Jerome: Damn nigga! After a tiring game of basketball, all I need is a big ol' bottle of african gold!
Tyrone: Hey where's Jamal? He's been gone for like 10 days!
Laqwanda: Oh, he's just out getting some african gold!
African 2: dokdokdok cluck dok!
Jerome: Damn nigga! After a tiring game of basketball, all I need is a big ol' bottle of african gold!
Tyrone: Hey where's Jamal? He's been gone for like 10 days!
Laqwanda: Oh, he's just out getting some african gold!
by Dave from the cave June 13, 2013
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