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GOML because you're NOML 

Get On My Level Because You're Not On My Level.

You suck at this game. I'm better than you. Get better.
Hey noob, you suck, GOML because you're NOML

Gomlich Effect 

The Gomlich effect is used to describe the consequences of a girl screaming in cheer, particularly for a boyband.

The term was coined in 2000 by fictional character "Chef" in Comedy Central's South Park when consulting Eric Cartman on how to make his boyband Fingerbang popular.

According to Chef, "The Gomlich effect is the law of physics which states that if one girl screams for something, it will make other girls scream, and it will grow exponentially until all girls within a five-mile radius are screaming."
The boys wanted to become famous by using the Gomlich Effect.
Gomlich Effect by Imakoo April 13, 2006

gomletted 

to be the subject of unwanted gay sexual attention. Commonly used among western ex-pats in eastern Europe and Africa.
OMG, Ben was totally gomletted in the back of that taxi the other night.
gomletted by factchecker22 February 13, 2010

gomletted 

To attempt to thwart an on-the-spot gay approach, involving hair touching, leg feeling and and open mouthed lunging using a typically upper class English phrase of "no, no its fine, really" whilst slowly pulling away and pretending it never happened.
Alex reacted politely when Toni gomletted him, as to do anything else would just be rude.
gomletted by teamheath2 February 28, 2010

Gomlsaurus

Gomlsaurus is a take on the acronym 'GOML (get on my level)' with 'saurus' added onto the end to make it that extra bit cooler.
Will you please Gomlsaurus.
Get to bed before I get the Gomlsaurus on you.

Gomlich Effect 

The law of physics that states that if one teenage girl is screaming for something, other nearby teenage girls will begin screaming for it, and the mass of screaming girls will grow exponentially until every teenage girl within a four-mile radius is screaming.
Backstreet Boys are the worst band ever, and their success was based only on the Gomlich Effect
Gomlich Effect by fraghappy December 1, 2004