gnarly

These kooks have no idea what GNARLY is. Gnarly is when you've gone beyond radical, beyond extreme, it's balls out danger, & or perfection, & or skill or all of that combined.

-Nobody can shred like that guy, he's fuckin gnarly.
-That chick has prefect tits, she's fucking gnarly.
-Pipeline in the winter is fucking GNARLY!

by Sandy's Rippa July 8, 2003

gnarski and clutch

its when you doing something thats super sketchy, or clutch and you pull through by the skin on your teeth. It pertains to anything extreme and psuedo-extreme like snowboarding, skateboarding, a clutch play at madden, a winning shot in a pig game (as long as it was super sick with it), driving like a dare devil. Comes from the idea of starsky and hutch.

I was mobbin down the slopes dawg and i hit the booter, man i was flyin like a squirrel and i still pulled my board under and stuck that sheez... boy you better believe it was gnarski and clutch, i'd been f*** up

by Johnny Bizzle November 16, 2007

gnarles

the less intense form of gnarly. Not AMAZING, but pretty damn awsome.

Gnarley - "wow steve, you jumping out of that MOVING van was gnarley."

Gnarles - "wow steve, you jumping out of that van was gnarles."

by Rachel Is Legand June 2, 2005

gnarly consuelos

when you titty fuck a chick backwards and she gives you a rimjob at the same time.

Francesca's cleavage exposing dress lead to a great gnarly consuelos opportunity.

by yu sun March 30, 2009

Gnarly-gnarlyisms

Words or phrases created by Charlie Sheen that are often spewed out randomly when coked out of his mind. Megalomaniac ejaculations in a diarrhea-of-the-mouth type diatribe that endorse a machismo, narcissistic ethos concerning one's life and how it should be lived.

That dude was so Sheened out of his mind last night. He was ear-fucking me with two straight hours of Gnarly-gnarlyisms. At one point he told me "I'm a fucking M1 Abrams Tank, Bro! I will use full force when strategically necessary and I will blow my fucking load when the orders come in from Command. And I am the soldier AND commander, Bingo! I have magic tank trigger fingers. WINNING!"

by Jose War March 16, 2011

gnards

Another name for male testicles (balls, nads, nuts, gonads, etc.)

Look at that video! It shows this guy falling off a fence and landing on his gnards right on the top rail!! OUCH!!!

by Telephony November 12, 2015

coppin' a gnarly swell

Going to workout so hard that you find it necessary to tell everyone that is near you. Commonly spoken with a high degree of excitement and "toolness"

Vinny: "So what are you doing today?"
Six foot tall swell monster: "Im coppin' a gnarly swell bro"

by Sir Vincenzio January 3, 2009