Gluten Bag

1. A way of saying Guten Tag, except it's funny. And basically, a way of being a jackass except german!

2. A bag of Gluten.

Someone: "Hey dude!"

You: "Gluten Bag my good sir!"
Someone: "What?"

by Blue_Angels March 10, 2023

gluten ribs

A Wheat Gluten product that makes a horrible attempt to taste like something and often ends up tasting like a Basset hounds feet. Often soaked in BBQ sauce or other types of sauce in a vane attempt to make it taste like something it's not. Usually contain wheat gluten, butter, water, yeast, and spices.

Those Gluten Ribs weren't too bad, not like the last batch the dog wouldn't eat.

by Eric Fast September 25, 2010

Gluten Heaven

Gluten Heaven can be found inside any country style restaurant.

Welcome to Gluten Heaven our special today is chicken fried steak with gravy ,biscuits and choice of waffle or pancakes.

by Jsncsub October 9, 2016

Gluten Eyes

The condition that occurs when one is Gluten intolerant but unaware of this fact. Aproximately 25-30mins post gluten intake the persons eyes transform into a "do not fuck with me" gaze.

Hey Fiona did you eat pasta again? Those Gluten eyes are freaking me out.

by Spritz4lyf May 16, 2016

Gluten-Free Blumpkins

The act of receiving a blumpkin while eating gluten-free yogurt.

My girl made me go on a diet so I can only receive gluten-free blumpkins.

Since I’ve started my diet, I’ve lost 10 pounds off of gluten-free blumpkins.

by No names, just doing the deed October 14, 2019

Gluten Paws

When ones hands have been in contact with the gluten, making them unsafe for touching anything to be eaten.

Get your filthy gluten paws away from my food!

by MrBoobers July 26, 2020

gluten free celebrity

A celebrity, for whatever reason or reasons, who adheres to a gluten free diet and lifestyle. The celebrity might have celiac, think that the lifestyle wards off autism or cancer, be wheat intolerant, have a sympathic diet to one close to them who is gluten free, or simply embrace the weight loss effects of short term gluten freedom.

Plural: gluten free celebrities

Some examples of gluten free celebrities are:

*Zooey Deschanel, movie actress and a gluten free celebrity, gfc

*Jane Swift, first female governor of massachusetts, is a gluten free celebrity, gfc

by realestatesteve August 7, 2009