glurp

A woman's post-coital, delayed reaction. It refers to the "stuff" (and accompanying sound) that inevitably escapes her vagina after her initial clean-up. A glurp usually occurs within minutes (or upon standing) but in some cases has been known to happen hours later.

Just when I thought it was safe to put on my underwear, I let out a glurp.

by Mizlu January 3, 2017

Glurp

A large pile of a white mysterious substance.

She had a big glurp in her hand.

by Cocknasty April 20, 2009

glurp

A burp that results in partially digested food coming back up.

Oh, that's digusting, I just glurped, I didn't want to taste that dinner again!

by spinxcat August 6, 2004

glurp

The noise of an air bubble entering a container as liquid is coming from it; the quantity of liquid delivered for each such bubble.

Two glurps of water should be enough.

by In4mer October 18, 2011

Glurp

Nasty shit that hurts ur asshole that is the opposite of diarrhea

I really have to glurp.

by Squishyshit506 January 7, 2021

Glurple

A colour my dad made up

Glurple is not a real colour dad.

by Helloiamahuman123 February 3, 2022

Glurp

When something is so good you grunt and slurp at the same time while consuming. I.E watermelon, wiener, soup.

A: what’s your girlfriend doing to that watermelon over there?
B: looks like she’s in a full on glurp
A:ah, the ole glurp glurp 3000

by Dogimabark September 19, 2022