glump

to feel sluggish, depressed, or like a piece of crap.

I just felt like a stupid, old glump!

by pich-u-mony June 10, 2009

glump glastars

A word made up by Jon from Game Grumps in an episode where they played 'Mary-Kate and Ashley: Sweet 16 - Licensed to Drive'.

Samantha - Listen, there is a bomb strapped to my chest, if you say the words 'glump glastars' we are all going to die.
Ashley - what, glump glastars what?!

BOOM

by tankard December 19, 2013

1 Pump Glump

A man who is so beta that it only takes one stroke of his penis before he busts a load

Girl 1: "I slept with John last night"
Girl 2: "How was it?"
Girl 1: "Bad, John is a 1 Pump Glump"
Girl 2: "Thats tough"

by My Parents Died April 28, 2022

Glump score

The amount of ball pit balls (usually 2 inches in diameter) one can put inside their rectum. At least half of a ball must be inside for it to count. Someone can have up to 2 glump scores depending on whether the balls are lubricated or not.

Guy 1: Hey bro! What's your glump score?
Guy 2: I've gotten 20 dry, but with lube i'm able to get up to 30.

by Lighty2TF April 02, 2024

glump

means lieing so could many words but this wan does so fuk off

your mums got bigger baws than ur da's
that wee guy at 5 has mare pubes than a guy at 40

by danny kent January 14, 2004

glump

a man with a bleached butthole and a glazing body

i met this man yesterday, he was a glump

by jasib August 02, 2024

Glump

The word "glump" means someone who is extremely retarded or really, really annoying. Singular: glump. Plural: glumps.

How to use it in a sentence: for example, "Today Kai was being a glump." This means that either Kai was being extremely retarded or really, really annoying. Another example, "That crowd of noobs over there glumps." Meaning that either they ARE extremely retarded or ARE really, really, annoying.

by yeet yeet lick my feet April 13, 2019