Danny Glover

a turd so horrific that the turdee may not survive to do another; an "im getting too old for this"shit; a lethal weapon.

just birthed a Danny Glover in there, feels like my arse is inside out now

by murray hewitt's ugly brother April 21, 2009

Crispin Glover

The hottest and most talented actor around today.

Crispin Glover is the shiznit.

by Candi May 26, 2003

Go Glover

To go Glover
v.
intrns.
The state of being too old for something, particularly this shit.

"I don't mean to go Glover on this shit, but I can't be rolling on a school night."

by Fantasticmadeofplastic February 1, 2008

A Danny Glover Moment

The feeling that after an incident of debauchery, foolishness, partying or carousing which that exhausts an individual of all physical, mental and emotional faculties. It is at this point when said indidividual realizes they are "getting too old for this shit".

Taken from Glover's oft-repeated line throughout the Lethal Weapon movie franchise.

"Man, I'm having a Danny Glover Moment after all that blow we did last night."

"I woke up this morning way past hung-over. I woke up in a Danny Glover Moment."

"I got shot down at the bar by three different girls last night. Total Danny Glover Moment."

by Roos26 October 29, 2012

Rubber Glover

Someone who whacks off wearing a rubber glove on their wanking hand

Man, Bens at it again, that guys such a rubber glover lately

by Alan Hazlehurst May 25, 2008

Danny Glover

-Verb.
The act of accomplishing a task that far surpasses your likely abilities.

Dude. You totally 'Danny Glovered' that predator!

by tConns February 14, 2010

glovered

When you drink so much alcohol that your tongue is hanging out the side of your mouth and you think you’re sober

“I drank so much last night I was absolutely glovered”

by Naho February 11, 2018