gloopie

Slimy watery substance. That feels like water but is a solid

gloopie by Jules $ April 18, 2018

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Gloodies

Foodies who need their COVID outdoor dining to be a little more glamorous. Think yurts.

Did you hear about the new yurt dining experience for gloodies?

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Someone who doesn't like fun or doesn't know how to have fun

Dude stop being such a gookie! lighten up a bit

Gookie by princediorii November 17, 2021

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freshly baked yet undercooked cookies. gloopies usually have a slightly harder top and are of a lesser consistensy on the bottom and inside.

That hot gloopy burned my mouth, but it tastes so very good!

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A game played among men in which each man jacks off onto a cookie. The man who cums the quickest loses and must then proceed to eat said cookie.

Before every football game, the team played a rousing round of ookie gookie cookie.

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any blanket a white person would not use, preferred by those of Asian descent. Three out of four gookie blankets are infected with SARS.

Ahhh man that asian kid brought in his gookie blanket for show and tell, we need to get some chicken soup and ginger ale or we'll get SARS.

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When someone or something looks stupid disgusting ugly

Bitch you look hella gookie right now

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