glockenspiel

something you say when you're trying to sell someone a glocken

i didn't expect a damn glockenspiel

by valleyman December 13, 2003

glockenspeil

a cool word that should be used in every sentance.

e.g "I am feeling kinda glockenspeilish today hoorah!" or "i wish i had the glockenspeil to pull that tarty skirt off".

by Rozalia September 2, 2005

glockenspiel

a glockenspiel can live in an oragne traffic cone for up to 3 days without food or water

The glockenspiel ran across the road.

by Zack Franceschi July 24, 2004

glockenspeil

sexy xylophone, tehe.

landon likes to play his glockenspiel.

by maddie March 28, 2005

Glockenspiel

- A German Instrument (bell-play)

- An Insult
- The Tip Of A Mans Penis

- Person: did you know Hans can play a Glockenspiel
Person 2: "wow thats awesome!"

- Person: "god damn it Andy you fucking Glockenspiel"

- Person: "Hey baby wanna come back to mine and play with my Glockenspiel"

by PhraseMakerDrugTaker December 2, 2017

glockenschpiel

Relating to a large cock.

A LARGE church in Munich.

OR

A clock.

"Oh my, what a glockenschpiel you have!"

"Have you ever worshipped your savior in Glockenschpiel."

"I bought an antique glockenspchpiel from lala land."

by Frijoleschichichocolate December 18, 2006

glockenshpheild

a wierd instrument thatis a string, horn, and brass

he held a glockenshpheild and played it so wonderfully that the glass broke and smoke came out of the tube of the instrument

by montrieaasaiata September 16, 2006