glistening bliss hole

One of the more humerous nicknames for the vagina. Synonyms include pussy, snatch, ginch, and hot tuna.

I can't wait to see my girl, and stick my dick in her glistening bliss hole.

by Blackwolf Morrow September 29, 2005

gristle missile

A male appendage (penis) which when erect can be used for delivery of a deadly payload of "man-milk"

Man; I would sure like to give her a shot in the whiskers with my gristle missile.

by scenedad August 1, 2008

gristle knot

the puckered orifice that gives birth to your excrement. a sphincter.

Before flushing, wipe your gristle knot.

by Paddycakes69 June 15, 2007

Glistenous

Noun; extremely shiny and or glistening.

In Captain America, First Avenger, Chris Evan's abs were glistenous.

"Did you see Rhianna's highlight! It was glistenous!"

"Did you put some baby oil on your foe head? It looks glistenous!"

"Nia, you light up the whole room! You glistenous!"

by Ohrena, 0hElise July 18, 2018

Snooty Gristle

The term often used For a well known Gritty vagina worn from hard usage on daily occasions often when spotting these the jizz residue will reside on the gritty parts of a vaginas lip

I seen Tammies snooty Gristle... I'll never want to touch it smell it or see it again

by Fat_Back98 May 31, 2017

cunt-gristle

A generalized term of abuse - like twatwaffle, asshat, buttmuch, etc.

"Do you see that shit this cunt-gristle has been posting in the forum?"

by Mattshizzle74 March 29, 2008

back bottom gristle lumps

(As seen in "The ladies man", quite simply, it's SHIT, or for the well educated, fecal matter!"

You smell like back bottom gristle lumps...

by skorpionlady September 5, 2005