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Glen Cove

A city on the north shore on long island with about 26000 people living in it. Glen Cove is full of Italian restaurants, small delis, hispanic foodstores, and supermarkets. Most of the people that live here are either Italian, Hispanic, Polish, or Irish. Glen Cove is the only real middle class town on the North Shore, and is the only town that isn't packed full of hockey and lax bros (unlike Locust Valley). Glen Cove is split between the rich developments in the north, the middle class area which is full of italians, and the working class area in the south which looks like queens.
You are a Glen Cove kid if:

You can tell the difference between a Mexican and a Salvadorean.

You know where the projects are and you think you are ghetto even though it is miles away from where you live.

You treat baseball as a religion, not a sport.

It takes you 30 minutes just to get anywhere.

You know someone with the last name Capobianco, Cocchiola, or Famiglietti.

You know where Morgan Park is and think that going to the beach = going to Morgan Park.

You know who Ralph Suozzi is.

You know someone named Sal.

You own a red hoodie.

You hang out in front of the movie theater and see people smoking pot next to you.

You've always dreamed of going to North Shore High School because of their parties and hot girls.

You've tried to have a party but you were busted by the cops even though you weren't doing anything.

You bought from candy dealers in middle school even though it was cheaper to buy candy from the snack shack.

If you have witnessed any of these situations, then you are a true Glen Cove kid.
by look at my ashtray September 19, 2012
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Glen Rat

Dirty, worthless white trash wannabes that like to take massive cocks up their asses. Commonly found in small sheet metal trailers listening to shitty ICP music.
You didnt. . . touch. . . that. . glen rat did you? QUICK! Lets go get you a hepetitis booster!

Influenced by the loud echoes of ICP riccocheting off the metal sheet walls, drowning out all sense of logic and reason,the glen rat stabbed his mother in the aorta with with a corkscrew, and continued to whip her mangled corpse with a fish-hooked chain.

Yesterday, there was an enticing episode of COPS in which the police scrambled over hunks of scrap metal and rusted car parts, to subdue the Glen Rat while he was burning a cross infront of his tin hovel.
by C-Dogg 666 March 13, 2004
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Glen Fatcock

The Influencer with donuts around his dick. He dances in his underwear with hot teen girls.
OMG, Glen Fatcock wears a pink balaclava and freddy krueger claw. He's such a pretty girl pump machine.
by City of Prague June 7, 2023
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Ross Glen

Doesn't go outside except to take drugs. Gets kicked from a college course cause he's pure solid eh. Most solid cunt going swear down.
Person: "Wanna get burst min gadj"
Jimmy: "Na mate am nae as solid as ross glen pal"
Person: "Shan Douglas, I wouldn't mess with that badman."
by Solid Geezer September 18, 2017
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glendale highschool

A greasy ass high school where lots of younger kids smoke. Known for cheaters, sluts, and attention whores. There is A LOT of fights every other week, 90% wouldnt rec of going to this school unless you want to get peer pressured into smoking, get into a bad relationship and you’re good at science because the science teachers will make you struggle to pass you’re class. The halls smell like pot, most classrooms smell like BO the gyms are pretty nice though, unless you get one of the bad teachers then I’m afraid your gym class will suck ass sem long. Glendale is filled with greasers and 2 faced/ snakes you can’t trust anywhere here because as you start to get closer they will backstab you and pretend that they like you when they don’t do PEEP THIS
Hey man what school do you go to?
I go to: Glendale Highschool
Ah never mind we can’t be friends you must be a 2 faced fake person like the rest of the school.
by Mr.ramen_noodle February 6, 2019
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glen stankins

When something or someone stinks really bad.
Originated in Australia
"Man your feet are glen stankins"
by RyanSmith January 31, 2009
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Glencore

Synonymous with the phrase 'despicable cunts'.
Responsible for acid-rain, acid-rivers and stealing of conflict materials, as well as murder, rape, pillaging and displacement, both directly and by proxy.
Steve: How can I be the worst possible person, and keep a clean conscience?

John: Change your name to Glencore!
by TheBrownAvenger November 2, 2012
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