Glenned

The act of accidently striking oneself in one's balls, in an unusual way.

Jonny and Tom are talking about playing a board game, when Jonny tells Tom how he Glenned himself.

Jonny: Aw man, I had a book sitting on my lap while I was playing that game. I got so mad I slammed my fist on the book, and it hit me in the balls.

Tom: Aw man, you totally Glenned !

by Zoltaris November 30, 2011

Glen

Overall Awesome, Down to earth, pretty smexy, and irreplaceable. especially, if she is a redhead ;P

Also can be used to express being stylish.

Omg glen! you look amazing!!
Wow, you're glenning it today, arent you?
You're such a glen =)

by nightsky22 April 15, 2011

Glen

Glen A.K.A Glenital warts is an ice road trucker who loves to we're his hat
He is usually seen to be ploughing many women at once using hit hat as the ultimate bum fiddling device
He shares his love of hats with everyone, including women men and any other animals

Which ones glen?

The guy with the hat surrounded by the pork pie pussys

by Bellyworms October 4, 2013

glenned

The result of having a few too many alcoholic beverages offered, and in tune consumed. Leads to a hangover that limits one's ability to perform the following day.

I couldn't say no to those tasty cocktails he kept mixing and ended up so glenned that I could barely function on Sunday.

by boldaddy May 1, 2009

Glen

A retard that goes out with stupid girls that try to light lollipop sticks on fire

That guy is such a glen

by The ledgbag July 27, 2017

Glen

A man that has the sexual power to pull any jess

Wow that was defo a glen

by Shikari19971997 November 29, 2018

glenning

To deficate on ones automobile, in revenge or spite. The act of deficating directly on ones automobile. Mostly done while intoxicated. Similar to lloyding.

"Dude, im so wasted right now, im gonna go glen this guys car"
"hey dont go glenning just anyones car, thats the police cruiser"
"Dude, you saved my life"

by negus69 August 27, 2008