Gladene

Coolest chick you'll meet

Glad is short for Gladene

by Skulldean26 May 2, 2018

Gladys Grimpen-Mire

Where’s Gladys?¿ No one knows. She could be with Michael at Chuck-E-Cheese, she could be pleasuring herself with a bubblegum flavoured ‘popsicle’ whilst watching little Kelly frolick, or she could be jumping on top the rooftops of the elderly home singing twinkle winkle little Kelz. She’s an astrological lesbian who howls once a full moon arises. She’s 69 and a very strong feminist. So watch out biotches she might bite <3 everything u want to b.

“What does your Gladys do for you on a Friday night??”

“What’s a Gladys”

“whatthefrig you don’t have a Gladys Grimpen-Mire are u diddling my widdle caroline?!1?!”
“Gladys follows me everywhere cuz I’m so loveable #consent #lol #buddies #cuddlebuds”

by astonishedastrology November 24, 2018

Gladiestestist

(Adjective) describes a mood of transfixed happiness, state of joyousness, the greatest form of glad

Listening to her mountain stories and her food fetishes made her the gladiestestist

by HOVISLOVE January 6, 2019

Gladesmen

A shadowy and notorious South Florida syndicate that takes its name from the pioneers that lived in the Everglades. They are rumored to be a secret society that meets deep in the Everglades.

I heard the Gladesmen were meeting at Lucky’s, but when I got there it was closed to the public.

by Intelligencr June 1, 2022

miss gladen

A very kind hearted loving woman with many potentials. She strives to make you happy and cheers you up when you need it. She's a caring and forgiving young lady with a great laugh and a bubbly personality!

"Oh yeah miss gladen she's that kind and caring one nobody can forget"

by I'm_beingtrue. December 13, 2016

gladheateor

A rip off the word/movie Gladiator, with Glad He Ate Her. Often used as a pun for a porn film title.

I like cheesy porn like Gladheateor, The Porn Supremecy and Good Will Humping.

by KiddyToucher October 20, 2005

Glade can

The term "Glade can" refers to the size of a penis which is both lenghthy and has substantial girth, and resembles a "Glade can."

"Look. I don't know what kind of dicks ya'll been fuckin, but the kinds I be fuckin... is like a Glade can!"

"If it ain't like a "Glade can" I don't be feelin it all up in my walls n shit!"

by Mr. Chow makes the bed rock! January 28, 2013