the loitering giraffe

a sexual position similar to 3 monks in a barrel but with altogether more turpentine. if you have a spare bed sheet, 4 lbs of butter, and a complete lack of self respect and oral hygiene give it a try.

i attempted the loitering giraffe last night, i cant feel the right side of my face....and i'll never be able to hear the laughter of children again....oh the horror.....

by a gentle manne of leisure September 1, 2010

handsome giraffe

A nickname given by someone with an extremely long penis

"I hear Rick Fox nicknamed his penis the handsome giraffe"

by Fandangoooooooo February 12, 2010

GIABO

GIABO: The Global Insurrection against banker occupation. People taking back their freedom through non participation in the FIAT monetary experiment which is Failing. See Keynesian economics.

GIABO is: The 99% of humanity who are being suppressed by the Elite Global Money Changers (Bankers). Movements: "End The Fed" and "Occupy Wall Street" circa October 2011

by TheSilverWatch October 23, 2011

higher than giraffe pussy

Sometimes abbreviated as "high as G.P.", this phrase can be used in general to describe anything that is very tall or high-positioned (physically). It is sometimes also used figuratively when describing being "high" (under the influence of a substance, i.e. marijuana).

Man, I'm not getting up on that ladder. That thing is as high as G.P.

Dude, how much of that sh*t did you smoke. **I don't know man, but I'm higher than giraffe pussy...**

by LMSeattle May 25, 2010

hipster garabe

n. Someone or something (commonly a band) held in the highest regard by hipster culture.

Origin: An internet meme from last.fm in late 2008, specifically the shoutbox for Aphex Twin and later Animal Collective.

Often mistakenly thought to be a misspelling of "hipster garbage," hipster garabe is not strictly a derogatory term.

1. his music the hipster garabe i've ever heard.

2. i think Aphex Twin is a pretty cool guy. eh hipster garabe and doesn't afraid of anything.

3. his sunglasses the hipster garabe i've ever seen.

by CatalystDM January 16, 2009

giraffe child

A giraffe child is a child with a really long neck: It was born on the moon. It is often playing Dark Souls 5 on its PS2 and watching onision. You can find them at your local library.

Oh look, a nerd giraffe child. Lemon Goats. Badass fruit, kill it.

by spacecheese69 April 16, 2017

Giraffe Tooth

Initiate a 'high-five' with a friend, and when their arm is raised high enough, take your first two fingers (or strongest fingers) and jab them in the armpit, while shouting 'Giraffe Tooth!'. The doubled fingers resemble a giraffe's large tooth, and the action of jabbing in the pit is similar to a circumstance involving a giraffe jabbing his tooth into an armpit. This action is addictive and will catch on fast in your group of friends, family members, co-workers, church group, and etc.

Keri: "hey Kody, high five!"
Kody: "sweet, sure" (raises arm)
Keri: (jabbs armpit) "Giraffe tooth, motherfucker!"
Kody: "ouch, Charlieee!"

by Keri and Kody February 2, 2009