Gingerbread House

For this act of debauchery you will need:
- a red-headed female
- Assorted candy
- One or more gentlemen

Blow your load on the red head's face and really rub it in, but not too much.
Artfully arrange the candy as you would on a gingerbread house.

I gingerbread housed your mom last night.

by ShamieD December 3, 2010

gingerbread syndrome

When somebody in a marathon releases their bowels while running a marathon.

"Number 582 seems to have a bad case of the gingerbread syndrome"

by FamilyReject June 9, 2016

gingerbread steamer

When you take a fresh peanut butter textured turd and form it into a gingerbread man and bake for 20 minutes on 425 degrees F.

Ned was not having a very good time at his Christmas party so he made gingerbread steamers for his guests!

by ThroatOyster December 10, 2016

gingerbread chow-down

the act ripping out a ginger persons pubic hair with your teeth, while singing the Gingy song from Shrek 3

jake: “aw man you wouldn’t believe what i did last night”
tyler: “was it kinky?”
jake: “very kinky bro. i gave my girlfriend a gingerbread chow-down”

by poon slayer 5000 June 29, 2019

Gingerbread Man

Also known as "runner's diarrhoea".

The tremendous urge to expel the contents of your bowels during or after a run.

Made famous by Paula Radcliffe.

"Where did you go after the 5km run?"

"Run, run, as fast as you can..."

"Ahh... Suffering with a case of the Gingerbread Man?"

by Travburt November 12, 2013

gingerbread fuck

Too much "dressy" trim on a house.

My realtor showed one house, but it had too much gingerbread fuck.

by tradesman April 3, 2003

Gingerbread Man Sex

When one lays perfectly still and nearly rigid during sex, characterized as being boring and lacking passion.

Sex with Lisa was so awkward the first time it was like banging a gingerbread man.

I just had to break up with Amy. The gingerbread man sex was just so boring I couldn't get off.

by JBeee June 30, 2011