Griffined

The act of inserting an intoxicating pill into ones rectum for pleasure or science

"I swallowed my pills, Sean Griffined his, he says he gets higher that way"

by mynameismudd August 21, 2012

Ken Griffin

CEO of the hedge fund Shitadel, known for being an (alleged) liar, a cheat, and a market manipulator. Naked shorting of GME is his forte and seemingly has a love for mayo and bedposts.

person 1: Look at that short ladder attack right at the opening bell. Looks like Ken Griffin is back on his bullshit again.

by radrach23 February 16, 2022

Riding the Griffin

Masturbation.

From World of Warcraft, where players have nothing better to do for eight minutes while traveling from one place to another on their griffin.

Three guys playing WoW and talking on teamspeak.

Guy 1: Hey, Guy 2.

(no reply)

Guy 3: He must be off riding the griffin.

by Pyromaniakkk December 30, 2009

Lois Griffin

The mom in family guy who is loved by everybody except Stewie

Lois Griffin: hi Stewie how are you?
Stewie Griffin: shut up woman!

by Kidswillbekids May 31, 2020

griffins bridge

the area between your arse and your sack

man i got an itch tryin to cross griffins bridge

by j j mclure June 28, 2009

GIFing out

GIFing out, analogous to a GIF (Graphics Interchange Format), is the act/art of repeating the exact same gesture or movement at least 7 times in a row to expressly elicit laughter.

Michael, don't you dig how Cheryl is totally articulating her son's name by repeatedly acting out the two words "row" (as in 'row' a boat) and "bear" (as in 'grrrr! I'm a bear!') to get across the right way to say his name, Robért? I totally do - you're so right - she's really GIFing out in a hilarious way right now! We are all laughing aren't we!?!

by Unique Nuyorque December 30, 2013

chris griffin

chris griffin= fat, dumb and blond

Chris Griffin : hey stewie, i just had a nap. do you want an eye booger?
stewie:aaaaggggghhhhh*whacks chris with stick*

by digity cat August 3, 2007