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A poor excuse for a poet. Widely derided for use of obvious and poor imagery (see example), and for general all-round shitness.

(And she can't spell Vodafone).
Gillian Clarke can't be good. Listen to this poor excuse for poetry:

"The mouse curls in agony big as itself
and the star goes out in its eye."
by Andrey Biggins May 19, 2009
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Is the best friend every girl wants,all the guys want her, and all the girls want to be her.She is also very hot!Even though she is popular and on the rare occastion bitchy she is still your crazy bbfl!
Gillian and I are gonna go sneek out!
by wikibbfl09 September 4, 2009
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Freckley, cool, curvy goddess often with razor sharp wit and a stare that could cut steel if crossed. Fiercely loyal and protective of friends, she is the woman that you want fighting your corner.
Can and will drink most men under the table.
Was the sporty hilarious quick witted girl at school that all the girls wanted to be and all the boys fancied the arse off but didnt dare speak to for fear of a brush off.

Can look complete strangers up and down and make a spot on judgement within seconds
Did you see that woman give me the once over?
Yeah she totally Gillian'd you
by Gingersmut May 1, 2011
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a very lovely beutiful lady. A goddes of love. she makes all the guys happy.
guy 1 : wow that girl is such a gillian

guy 2 : yah i know
by bitser March 12, 2010
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She is a person, that enjoys chocolate and Charles Dickens. Her drug is starburst jellybabies.

When she wakes up, she goes back to sleep. IT'S TRUE!
She likes Darren. And not just any Darren. DARREN CRISS.

(I don't though)
'Hey, look at her reading Little Dorrit and eating chocolate!'
'Must be a Gillian.'
by BANJOS are my life June 24, 2012
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A caring woman who will adopt children as her own and help them make their dinner. She will make sure that they get on stage on time-most of the time.
Person1: How are those poor theatre children not starving?
Person2: They have Mother Gillian of course!
by Musicaltheatre4444 January 2, 2014
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