gouching

Day Dreamming , pondering,
semi contious . lossing your mind

the daze of sensation and reality when you wake up in the morning,

by ime soe hie May 13, 2005

Guchina

When a male finds himself doing a split so intense that his guch tears at the seam and the resulting opening resembles a woman's genitals.

"I was busting out some dope parkour the other day when I fell and split my guch. My friends made fun of my guchina for the next week."

by VTMarkVT January 10, 2009

guchin

Bitchin

"That shirt is guchin"

by the chrew number two June 14, 2009

gouchie flex

A short amount of time

Yo man I'll be back in a gouchie flex

by danakurucz March 1, 2015

gruchio

Peace & Happiness, Good, Non Evil

The world will never have Gruchio in it.

by Grushhyyyy March 25, 2017

gouchie spot

The spot left on your underwear when you have not wiped properly.

(The reminants of a shart)

(Your Wife) "Steve I was doing the laundry the other night and it was gross, there where gouchie spots everywhere"

by Steveocatfish April 1, 2017

guchi goo

the worst possible think to ever say. It is Norwegian slang for: go fuck yourself, and is offensive to many races and cultures. to the blackfoot people, it means: burn in the fiery pits of hell. to the mohawk people, it means: you a a dick-sucking, chair eating, child molesting, visually appauling lump of crap.

guchi goo!

by Stupidasshat April 21, 2018