Ghetti

A short term way of Spaghetti, used in case of a rush

“Hey man, have you eaten today?”
“Yeah, I had some Ghetti earlier.”

by sensei_wu July 10, 2025

Ghetti

A bumbling moron with a personality disorder and psychotic tendencies

Man that guy is such a ghetti, look at how crazy he is right now!

by DefinitionsAreAlwaysAccurate October 11, 2023

Ghetti

Slang for weed. Is the other end of Spag.

Hey, you got that ghetti?

by Cheeky Banter September 25, 2018

A Ghetti

A yeti that resides in the ghetto slums of Seattle & neighboring cities!

The bartender says: "Have you ever heard of A Ghetti? It's rumored to have been lurking in the shadows and crevices of downtown Seattle for 25+ years!"

The patron says: "No, I believe I have not, what else should I know about this here ghetti?

Bartender says, "Not only does it lurk in the shadows of downtown Seattle, but there is also a few more ghettis that have been spotted in garbage falls, and fart-lington so you better watch your back, boi!"

by SpellingVee April 2, 2021

Ghetti

Acting like you want to take a picture with someone, but record a video.

Person 1: "Oh she was mad the other day. What happend?
Person 2: "Of course i pulled a Ghetti on her

by thenobodynoo August 21, 2019