Ghetti

Slang for weed. Is the other end of Spag.

Hey, you got that ghetti?

by Cheeky Banter September 25, 2018

Ghetti

A bumbling moron with a personality disorder and psychotic tendencies

Man that guy is such a ghetti, look at how crazy he is right now!

by DefinitionsAreAlwaysAccurate October 11, 2023

A Ghetti

A yeti that resides in the ghetto slums of Seattle & neighboring cities!

The bartender says: "Have you ever heard of A Ghetti? It's rumored to have been lurking in the shadows and crevices of downtown Seattle for 25+ years!"

The patron says: "No, I believe I have not, what else should I know about this here ghetti?

Bartender says, "Not only does it lurk in the shadows of downtown Seattle, but there is also a few more ghettis that have been spotted in garbage falls, and fart-lington so you better watch your back, boi!"

by SpellingVee April 2, 2021

Ghetti

A short term way of Spaghetti, used in case of a rush

“Hey man, have you eaten today?”
“Yeah, I had some Ghetti earlier.”

by sensei_wu July 10, 2025

Ghetti

Acting like you want to take a picture with someone, but record a video.

Person 1: "Oh she was mad the other day. What happend?
Person 2: "Of course i pulled a Ghetti on her

by thenobodynoo August 21, 2019