Gerp

A fool, someone who doesn't listen to sound advice or reason.

Example: Ignoring good advice because you think you know better when in actuality you don't.

Sentence: You should've studied for the test like I told you to, instead you played the game all night like a gerp.

by YoungKingCam22 January 2, 2023

Gerp

Slang for oral sex preformed on a male.

"My girlfriend gave me a gerp last night."

by Ychris77 January 8, 2021

Gerpe

quite self explanatory a ginger with herpes not to be confused with pink sock

person one: I'm dating a ginger

person two: that has herpes

person three: what do you call that

person one: a hinger

person two: nope a gerpe

by Schottzie December 21, 2010

Gerp Gerp

The sound sloppy toppy makes

Her mouth went gerp gerp on my dick while giving me sloppy toppy. Her mouth was gerping.

by YoungMetro3xs July 27, 2024

Gerp

Just a silly little word that can be used in any way, shape, or form

It’s been a gerp of a day! That’s so gerp! Gerp

by Gerp man Digney February 20, 2024

Gerping

The first step involves using a tool such as a speculum or pliers to spread the uretra. The Second involves spiting into the opened urethra and removing the tool slowly letting it drip out or, if one is in a rush, squeezing out the spit.

Gerping can help balance ones inner penis monster.

by Dr. Frot May 18, 2025

Gerp

A fool, someone that doesn't listen to good advice.

Example: You could've passed the test if you would have listened to me and studied, instead you stayed up all night playing the game like a Gerp.

by YoungKingCam22 January 2, 2023