gopper

Male gopper tends to be lanky, walks with head bent down and slightly to one side. Usually holds mouth open involutarily, saliva commonly found at sides of the mouth.
Male tends to remain a virgin unless he has access to money.
Female gopper, not known for social graces. Tends to be sensitive and goes cross eyed when upset.
Both sexes appear to suffer some kind of speech affliction.
Both sexes become hysterical when asked a difficult question.

Famous goppers include; Gordon Brown, Jonathan Ross, Gordon Ramsey, Jade Goody, Tracy Emin and Carol Thatcher.

by lawlessgirl April 6, 2007

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Geppetophile

A lonely old man who gets wood from little boys, turning them back into soft flesh after having his joy with them.

I think that guy down the street is a geppetophile. Keep our son away!

by A White June 15, 2006

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Gapper

May also be pronounced, "Gayper." The term, "Gapper" is derived from people found on the ski hill that generally sport the dreaded helmet gap. The gap that exists between the brim of a ski helmet and the frame of the ski goggles. Generally these people don't seem to care that a very visible 2" gap exists exposing their forehead to the elements. As a result, "Gapper" can now generally be used to describe any skier that clearly has no sense of style or, fashion awareness.

"Hey man, check out all those gappers out on the bunny hill"

"Holy s**t, I have never seen a 3" gap before! That's the biggest gapper I've ever seen!!!"

"Damn eh, that gapper just cut me off in the lift line!"

by Steven Paolasini January 15, 2008

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